Thanks I used to know that one but forgot it.

tale as old as time

An English couple adopted a German baby. By the age of two, he'd yet to talk.

They took him to specialists, but they could find nothing wrong with the boy.

By his seventh birthday, his parents had given up hope. But that morning while he ate breakfast, he spoke clearly: "Mother, Father, my strudel is a bit tepid."

They were astounded and overjoyed. "You can talk!"

"Yes of course" said the boy.

"But why haven't you said anything before?"

"Up to now everything has been quite satisfactory."

That's within the ball park of as good as it gets.

I have to admit, she's my favorite MAGA:

• Getting drunk and crazy,

• Jacking off Democrats in theaters,

• Loud dysfunctional family who can't stay out of jail,

• Eternally baffled by real politicians

She's the only authentic one of the whole nest of snakes.

Getting up every day and not doing something stupid is hard work.

Also Europe:

"Let's do this obviously good thing for the sake of the whole continent."

"No, because it would help France."

As a Washingtonian, don't fuck with Seattle Children's Hospital, you piece of shit.

I used to work with this lifted-truck literally red-necked red neck. He kept going on about how hot his girl was, and how white she was.

One day he shows me her picture, and she was indeed a very hot dark skinned Latina. Some people are just in denial.

Downvoted for not knowing what double blind means.

Pure hitlerism

"Pro-Life" is the best branding in the history of branding. If you've screwed that up there's no where else to go.