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crevices rule (lemmy.blahaj.zone)
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[-] Diplomjodler3@lemmy.world 140 points 1 week ago

No, it cannot crawl backwards.

[-] kibiz0r@midwest.social 134 points 1 week ago
[-] tetris11@feddit.uk 43 points 1 week ago

Ha ha YES..... yes...

[-] criss_cross@lemmy.world 15 points 1 week ago

The hole was made for it though.

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[-] Gerudo@lemmy.zip 6 points 1 week ago
[-] kibiz0r@midwest.social 37 points 1 week ago

Horror story called “The Enigma of Amigara Fault”.

Tap for spoilerA central part of the climax is not being able to move backwards out of a hole, with disturbing consequences.

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[-] Senseless@feddit.org 79 points 1 week ago

Can it be controlled by an app? Asking for a friend.

[-] anothercatgirl 1 points 2 days ago

yes, planning to reach out to Lovense hopefully integrate with them

[-] nightofmichelinstars@sopuli.xyz 78 points 1 week ago

Is a flared base mod available?

[-] Sabata11792@ani.social 25 points 1 week ago
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[-] anothercatgirl 63 points 1 week ago

I am one of those researchers, ask me anything!

[-] rbos@lemmy.ca 58 points 1 week ago

Cool! What would you say is the main non-dildo application for self-propelled crawlers like this? Like what purpose were you guys envisioning?

[-] anothercatgirl 49 points 1 week ago

penetrating the ruins of a building (recent or archeological) to search for valuables like corpses, alive people, or archeological artifacts

[-] flambonkscious@sh.itjust.works 21 points 1 week ago

...aaaaand then violating them (obviously)

How else do you create mythical creatures with a mind on revenge that gets tamed by a normal human? Like a shy teenage girl...

[-] megopie 29 points 1 week ago

What’s with all the ridges on it?

[-] anothercatgirl 27 points 1 week ago

it's ergonomic, feels better on the body, ribbed for your pleasure

[-] CheesyFox@lemmy.sdf.org 8 points 1 week ago

would you love me if i was a worm? 🥺

[-] anothercatgirl 6 points 1 week ago
[-] anothercatgirl 9 points 1 week ago

yes, I want to make one about 500L in size to snuggle with in bed

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[-] Lushed_Lungfish@lemmy.ca 59 points 1 week ago

I've seen enough hentai to know where this is going...

[-] anothercatgirl 11 points 1 week ago

it's going where u think it's going 😉

[-] halloejsovs@lemmy.world 56 points 1 week ago
[-] youcantreadthis@quokk.au 103 points 1 week ago

Nope. Too articulated. Its a sex tentacle. Much better.

[-] snoons@lemmy.ca 11 points 1 week ago

have you seen a male elephant getting ready to smash

[-] IntrovertTurtle@lemmy.zip 30 points 1 week ago
[-] snoons@lemmy.ca 17 points 1 week ago

Yes. In a ~~wildlife documentary~~ porn. They have total control. Shit's wild.

[-] idiomaddict@lemmy.world 15 points 1 week ago

Female dolphins have as much control over the inner walls of their vaginas as we do over our (facial) cheeks. They can apply pressure and change the internal shape of the cavity.

[-] Hazel@piefed.blahaj.zone 14 points 1 week ago

I remember as a teen coming across this site where someone meticulously documented (might've been made up) their sexual relationship with a dolphin.

The internet was a wild, wonderful place.

[-] OrganicMustard@lemmy.world 9 points 1 week ago
[-] jballs@sh.itjust.works 11 points 1 week ago

Having just learned about the complexities of dolphin vaginas, humans must be terrible lays by comparison. Poor dolphin.

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[-] nightofmichelinstars@sopuli.xyz 10 points 1 week ago

I'm afraid to ask how we learned that.

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[-] endlesseden@pyfedi.deep-rose.org 30 points 1 week ago

this is going in some ones bum. it might not come back out again without a enema or surgical intervention. but some one will, you mark my words.

[-] Hoimo@ani.social 28 points 1 week ago

Looking at it, I wouldn't be surprised if "can crawl up the bum" was one of the stated goals of the project. I can see medical applications for a soft robot that navigates tight spaces. Let's hope "can crawl out the bum" is on the roadmap.

[-] TheLowestStone@lemmy.world 6 points 1 week ago

Technically, if it keeps crawling up the bum it will eventually come out the other side.

[-] puppycat 9 points 1 week ago

you must have the anatomy of a furry

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[-] DmMacniel@feddit.org 7 points 1 week ago

Attach a long ass rope on its base.

[-] _stranger_@lemmy.world 19 points 1 week ago

It doesn't have to be an ass rope to start with, but it will be by the time it's done.

[-] Cataphract@lemmy.ml 7 points 1 week ago

the rope should probably be measurably larger than a long ass if it's going to be safe for use.

[-] DagwoodIII@piefed.social 7 points 1 week ago

'Anything is a sex toy if you're brave enough.'

Abe Lincoln.

[-] 5714@lemmy.dbzer0.com 19 points 1 week ago

They should develop it for its purpose in mind.

[-] TranscendentalEmpire@lemmy.today 33 points 1 week ago

Tbh they probably did, there's likely more profit in it as a luxury sex toy than in prosthetics or manufacturing.

I work in prosthetics and have seen a couple of tentacle-like terminal end devices made over the years, but they all fail to truly be useful for anything.

They fall into the category of being not efficient enough for specific or universal uses. For something like manufacturing they aren't as efficient as building a specific tool for a specific purpose, and for something like a prosthetic they aren't useful enough to overcome the fact that most things we interact with everyday are made to work with something in the shape of a hand.

So an expensive space dildo is likely the most profitable option if they can bring it to market at an achievable price. But honestly, most of these things are mainly created as an eye grabbing marketing scheme for some universities research department.

[-] SparroHawc@lemmy.zip 10 points 1 week ago

It's not meant for prosthetics or manufacturing. It's a robot that can get into tight spaces without depending on wheels, tracks, or legs, which are likely to get hung up on corners and debris. It could be used to, for example, crawl into rubble, or explore irregular caves. If it's designed right it could be made pretty cheaply, even. Biggest downside is that it can't climb, but that problem exists with most other robot designs as well.

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[-] SethTaylor@lemmy.world 17 points 1 week ago

Soft robotics 😫

[-] Rumo161@feddit.org 17 points 1 week ago
[-] ekZepp@lemmy.world 15 points 1 week ago

Sure... hypothetical.

[-] Danarchy@lemmy.nz 10 points 1 week ago

At long last Fujidick is real

[-] mech@feddit.org 9 points 1 week ago

I read the title as cervices rule and it still makes sense.

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