I believe it's impossible to prove the existence of two gods.
I'm a diagnostic.
I believe it's impossible to prove the existence of two gods.
I'm a diagnostic.
I don't drink tea.
I'm an atheaist
I hate definite articles, I’m an a-the-ist
I mean you go girl more power to ya but it definitely isn't easier to explain pastafarianism than agnosticism to normies. Noone except programmers and other too online people even know it exists (yes i am also a terminally online freak relax peeps, real recognize real)
That's the neat part - you don't have to explain anything. You just assert the truthfulness of your religion and act offended when people point out how ridiculous it is.
Chad moves. Get theology-mogged you faithless heathencell
Just show them the graph. Can't argue with hard data.

Gotta love how one person writing a silly essay, which didn't have anything to do with atheism, just being a gaff, got turned into something very atheist and very serious.
"I'm not religious"
Can't say I've ever had to explain anything more than that.
i prefer "i'm not superstitious", because that's what all religions are
May your water always be salted
Ramen
It's not at all difficult to explain. "I don't believe in gods." Simple as that.
That’s atheism?
You either believe in god(s) or you don't. Orthogonally you might be sure of your beliefs or not.
Most self-described agnostics are agnostic atheists.
Jesus thank god, only one accurate comment in this thread on the difference between atheists and agnostics.
They are the answers to two different questions
I've always thought of agnosticism as being "I don't believe in Gods," and atheism as being "Gods don't exist." It's like the difference between saying "I don't think that plan will work" vs "That plan won't work." One leaves room for you to be wrong, while the other doesn't.
Agnostics are "I don't know, probably not. It's impossible to know.".
Atheists are "I don't think there's a god, there's no proof".
Anti-theists are "there is definitely no god", and they have just as much evidence as believers.
Because I just discovered it on wikipedia I think is worth adding ‘Ignostic’ - the belief that frankly it’s pointless even discussing any of this unless you can first define a deity. Seems bloody sensible to me.
There are also some subtle variations in agnosticism.
There's the soft variety that says "there is no proof that convinces me either way but I won't rule out that someone could come up with one".
There's the hard variety that says "I don't think it's possible to prove either way".
There's even a variety that says "it doesn't matter whether (a) god exists or not, hence there's no need for a proof".
But yeah, the core of agnosticism is that you don't believe the existence of (a) god has been conclusively proven or disproven and are unwilling to commit either way without that proof.
Even easier to explain than Pastafarianism though.
Yeah but you’d be surprised how people would hate you more for believing in nothing than believing in a bowl of pasta… even if it’s a fake believe in pasta that symbolizes nothing.
Or simply assume you didn't suffer enough yet. Because everyone who strongly suffers will start praying, right?
You can just call yourself an atheist. Hell, if you call yourself a pastafarian you are basically an anti-theist.
I'm anti-theist and I want to slay all gods.
RAmen
If this is you, consider joining or supporting The Satanic Temple. This is why they exist, and they do more meaningful and practical good than a meme religion.
One of the core tenants of Pastafarianism is being too lazy or broke (or both) to actually contribute
Why agnostic? Like... If there's no proof, why believe in the existence of a deity at all?
For me personally, atheism is saying 'there is nothing more to the universe or reality, what you see is what you get' which is extremely pretentious. Agnosticism is admitting to the possibility that there's something going on here, but we don't know and would likely be incapable of understanding what it is.
I was an agnostic for a very long time.
My main view of things - I couldn't know if there was a god or if there wasn't. But all that ultimate judgement shit never made any sense for me. If you're just behaving decently because of fear of ultimate judgment, then you're not a decent person. Ok if god would want me not to be an asshole, I'd need to be that out of my free will. And if a god demanded adherence to some random rules out of the blue - that god wouldn't have a moral compass and I wouldn't want to have to do anything with them in my life, being smitten down at the end would have been a consequence for me anyways.
I just want to be no asshole. So the question of there's a god or not. I don't care. God is irrelevant.
Thus: agnostic
I started staying I'm an atheist somw time ago, as that's just quicker and I can go by without explaining.
Still - if there's a god around, which is possible but improbable - I'm making sure I make fucking good use of the free will they gave me.
I serve the Omnissiah.
From the moment I understood the weakness of my flesh…
Honestly, “it’s easier than explaining” is doing a lot of heavy lifting here 😅
Agnosticism is weird. It's just atheism for cowards.
People seem to think belief (or lack thereof) is a one dimensional line.
Theism - Agnosticism - Atheism
But it's more like the political compass with Theism - Atheism on one axis and Gnostism - Agnosticism on the other.
Theism/Atheism is a comment on whether you believe in god(s).
Gnostism/Agnosticism is a comment on how strongly you hold that belief (or lack of belief).
Are you absolutely certain there's no god? Then you're a gnostic atheist. Believe in god in sort of a wishy-washy way? Then you're an agnostic theist.
I'm a die hard atheist, but I also consider myself an agnostic. Because although there's no evidence of a god it's also impossible to prove a negative.
To be a gnostic atheist would actually take a leap of faith I'm not willing to risk.
Absurdity of all religion
I'm willing to bet they only know Christianity and think all religions are like Christianity, just with a different looking skydaddy.
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