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[-] ZeDoTelhado@lemmy.world 152 points 2 weeks ago

Well little Timmy, since you were SO thoughtful taking the labels out of the cans, you are going to play canned flood roulette for the next week. This means, for an entire week you pick one can at random for your dinner, and you are not allowed to have another food outside of what the can offers. In the meanwhile, the rest of us will eat your favorite things in front of you, while you are in your sad corner eating your can of food. Me and your mother are going to place bets to see how long your spirit lasts. Let the games begin

[-] zod000@lemmy.dbzer0.com 64 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

My friend's parents tried this sort of punishment mindset with him when it was a kid. He ended up grounded with increasingly draconian punishments for roughly five years because of the shockingly impressive stubbornness of all people involved until they "gave up on him" after 7th grade (yes, this literally started when he was a 2nd grader). He ended up moving out on his own at 16 and dropping out of school and didn't really have a relationship with them for a good decade and a half.

I don't really have any words of wisdom from this other than never underestimate a person's ability to defy logic. It just ended up ruining the whole family's experience for a long, long time.

Edit: I did just remember something "funny" about the whole thing. My friend didn't really know how to, or enjoy, doing a lot of things that pretty much all kids did because of his seemingly eternal grounding. And he was quite literally the palest person I have ever known because he only went outside to get on the bus for school. His parents turned him into some sort of cave person lol

[-] Broadfern@lemmy.world 20 points 2 weeks ago

Is your friend Butters Stotch?

[-] zod000@lemmy.dbzer0.com 6 points 2 weeks ago

Nah, he was (well is, we're still friends after 30 years) actually pretty cool unlike the South Park character. I guess it was easy to be cool when you gave no fucks about getting in trouble.

[-] pohart@sh.itjust.works 18 points 2 weeks ago

Punishments are like the least effective way to convince/teach someone

[-] ICastFist@programming.dev 4 points 2 weeks ago

For most kids, getting rid of something they like for a day or weekend tends to be enough of a punishment. From that story, tho? Parents were going waaaaaaaay overboard

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[-] davepleasebehave@lemmy.world 4 points 2 weeks ago

it did not start when you said it started probably

[-] zod000@lemmy.dbzer0.com 7 points 2 weeks ago

it is true that I can't say for when it initially started, but we became friends in 4th grade and I saw the last three years of it first hand and he was already quite used to not being allowed to leave his yard or have friends over. He was notorious for being defiant, though not violent, to teachers as well and was constantly being written up.

[-] Pika@sh.itjust.works 26 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

My parents attempted that with me, not the can-roulette part, but I was a picky eater, so in order to get me to eat new foods and expand my palate, they would give me food and say, you're not having anything but that. You're sitting at the table till it's done. While they ate food that I definitely did like.

They ended up giving up on it because I would sit at the table for hours on end and even sleep at the table. And due to the fact that I don't feel hunger until im basically almost fainting, I would basically put myself on the brink of feeling faint, which concerned them.

I'm no longer extremely picky. I'm still picky, but no longer to the extreme extent that I used to be.

[-] buddascrayon@lemmy.world 29 points 2 weeks ago

That's an entirely different situation though. Picky eater is more of a clinical issue. And brute forcing such things never works. Kid being an asshole however, well that, that we can fix reverse assholianism.

[-] Holytimes@sh.itjust.works 7 points 2 weeks ago

Well it can till you end up dealing with a kid stubborn enough to harm themselves.

Then you just end up ruining your relationship with your kid for life in an attempt to harm them psychologically because your parenting skills are dog shit.

[-] buddascrayon@lemmy.world 5 points 2 weeks ago

There is a galaxy of difference between a kid who thinks they can get away with being a brat with no consequences and a kid who has the level of emotional problems that can lead to self harm. Not to mention the difference between a parent who is just teaching their kid that there are consequences to their actions vs a parent who simply doesn't care about whether or not they are harming their kid with excessive punitive actions.

[-] then_three_more@lemmy.world 6 points 2 weeks ago

And then they'll wonder why he wants nothing to do with them as an adult and why they never get to see their grandchildren and then eventually why no one visits them in their nursing home and why they die alone.

[-] choco_crispies@lemmy.ml 6 points 2 weeks ago

Pretty sure that this is not the catalyst for why that happens. This is a good learning experience for a child as to why this type of behavior does not benefit them or those around them. More likely, the type of family situation you described develops as a result of abuse, physical or emotional.

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[-] Onomatopoeia@lemmy.cafe 89 points 2 weeks ago

Lol.

Guess what "kid" is having for dinner for the next month?

[-] Battle_Masker 58 points 2 weeks ago

"How should I know? You ripped all them labels off, you tell me?"

[-] zakobjoa@lemmy.world 52 points 2 weeks ago
[-] saltnotsugar@lemmy.world 16 points 2 weeks ago

Mmmmm…peas and diced pineapple!

[-] CanadianCarl@sh.itjust.works 10 points 2 weeks ago

Can we have it in an aspic?

[-] Onomatopoeia@lemmy.cafe 6 points 2 weeks ago

Hahaha

Exactly!

[-] Valmond@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 2 weeks ago

Beans, and uh beans?

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[-] YaksDC@sh.itjust.works 46 points 2 weeks ago

Yet another in a long series of examples of why I never wanted kids.

[-] Asetru@feddit.org 23 points 2 weeks ago

You do know that odd stuff happening kind of makes life worth living? This is a mild inconvenience in the moment but a story to tell and laugh about for decades. This is net positive by miles and miles.

[-] TheSlad@sh.itjust.works 11 points 2 weeks ago

I'd just cook normal recipes but with a random can whenever it called for a can of something. Then thats whats for dinner and if the kiddo don't like, he can go hungry until breakfast.

[-] pohart@sh.itjust.works 6 points 2 weeks ago

I chuckled once reading the story, but if it was my kid I'd be furious for a day and think it was hilarious for weeks, including that day

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[-] Zannsolo@lemmy.world 6 points 2 weeks ago

This would be the highlight of my week. I love telling my friends about the devious shit my 2 yo comes up with this is peak rebellion.

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[-] Agent641@lemmy.world 40 points 2 weeks ago

The obvious consequence for his actions are right there. Use the mystery cans of food against him (put them inside a pillowcase and use it to thrash the devil out of him)

[-] ArmchairAce1944@discuss.online 23 points 2 weeks ago

This reminds me of an episode of Home Improvement. When they bought cans of food with the labels peeled off because they were pretty much free.

Tim said, 'these have no labels on them. They could be artichokes or dog food' and one of the boys (forgot who) said, ' the way mom cooks... I don't think it makes a difference'.

[-] Murdoc@sh.itjust.works 4 points 2 weeks ago

There was also a skit on the Wayne and Schuster show about the "Super No-Frills" grocery store featuring this as one of their cost savings features.

[-] MehBlah@lemmy.world 23 points 2 weeks ago

Go buy a canned something you know they don't like. Remove the labels and replace some of the cans with it. Require them to eat a mystery can a week.

[-] ouRKaoS@lemmy.today 8 points 2 weeks ago

Dog food is technically safe for human consumption.

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[-] agentTeiko@piefed.social 21 points 2 weeks ago

Yeah that turns into whatever I open you eat I hope you enjoy Spaghetti with ragu and canned peaches.

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[-] ryven@lemmy.dbzer0.com 18 points 2 weeks ago

I never understood being grounded. When I was a kid, we just snuck out anyway because what are they gonna do, super ground us?

[-] skulblaka@sh.itjust.works 17 points 2 weeks ago

For me at least, being grounded was the preferable alternative to having my ass beaten physically off my body with the nearest leather belt or wooden implement. I can serve my time and be free afterward, or I can make things worse for everyone involved, and still be grounded but also be physically harmed while I'm grounded.

Was this good and right? Hell if I know, man. It feels like a fundamental disrespect of someone's human rights, but also, I was ten, and it succeeded in teaching me to be less of an incorrigible little fucker.

[-] idiomaddict@lemmy.world 12 points 2 weeks ago

It was wrong and there were other ways to get you to be less of an incorrigible little fucker that wouldn’t have hurt you so much.

[-] Gloomy@mander.xyz 6 points 2 weeks ago

It's called child abuse.

[-] Agent641@lemmy.world 4 points 2 weeks ago

In my house it was:

Grounded.

Grounded to bedroom

Grounded to bedroom with all toys locked away (books didn't count)

I loved reading so I mostly just stopped there and read 30 volumes of old science magazines in a row.

[-] MyTurtleSwimsUpsideDown@fedia.io 15 points 2 weeks ago

Guess it’s supper roulette time! Kid even gets to choose the can!

  • Why is the casserole so dry? Well the cream of mushroom soup turned out to be garbanzo beans.
  • Why are the nachos so soggy? The refried beans turned out to be coconut milk.
  • Oh boy! Spaghetti with progresso and meatballs.
  • And for dessert? Mmmm, baked bean upside down cake!
[-] andrewta@lemmy.world 5 points 2 weeks ago

This is an excellent idea. Now, not only as a kid eating crappy food. The entire family is annoyed with the kid. This is a win-win

[-] MyTurtleSwimsUpsideDown@fedia.io 5 points 2 weeks ago

It’s not a war crime if they’re not prisoners of war. 🤭

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[-] kamen@lemmy.world 10 points 1 week ago

I'd be honestly amazed at labels coming off so cleanly.

[-] brucethemoose@lemmy.world 4 points 1 week ago

That was my initial reaction. “Great peeling, junior.”

[-] TwilitSky@lemmy.world 10 points 2 weeks ago

Honestly, we're going to see this kid on a dateline special and the psychiatrist will spout off some name in Latin for this disorder.

[-] stringere@sh.itjust.works 7 points 2 weeks ago

Asymmetric warfare

[-] leftzero@lemmy.dbzer0.com 6 points 2 weeks ago

Two by two, hands of blue...

[-] observes_depths@aussie.zone 6 points 2 weeks ago

Well now everyone's having lucky dip dinners from now on

[-] lightnsfw@reddthat.com 13 points 2 weeks ago

Nah. We're making a grocery run to get new stuff for everyone else and the shithead gets mystery cans until they're eaten.

[-] Sculptor9157@sh.itjust.works 5 points 2 weeks ago

And by "everyone", you mean "just that kid", right?

[-] DickFiasco@sh.itjust.works 5 points 2 weeks ago

Mah fookin beans mate

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