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Double Grounded (lemmy.dbzer0.com)

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[-] MyTurtleSwimsUpsideDown@fedia.io 15 points 3 weeks ago

Guess it’s supper roulette time! Kid even gets to choose the can!

Why is the casserole so dry? Well the cream of mushroom soup turned out to be garbanzo beans.
Why are the nachos so soggy? The refried beans turned out to be coconut milk.
Oh boy! Spaghetti with progresso and meatballs.
And for dessert? Mmmm, baked bean upside down cake!

[-] andrewta@lemmy.world 5 points 3 weeks ago

This is an excellent idea. Now, not only as a kid eating crappy food. The entire family is annoyed with the kid. This is a win-win

[-] MyTurtleSwimsUpsideDown@fedia.io 5 points 3 weeks ago

It’s not a war crime if they’re not prisoners of war. 🤭

[-] andrewta@lemmy.world 3 points 3 weeks ago

And most importantly: it’s never a war crime the first time

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