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this post was submitted on 20 Mar 2026
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Yet another in a long series of examples of why I never wanted kids.
You do know that odd stuff happening kind of makes life worth living? This is a mild inconvenience in the moment but a story to tell and laugh about for decades. This is net positive by miles and miles.
I'd just cook normal recipes but with a random can whenever it called for a can of something. Then thats whats for dinner and if the kiddo don't like, he can go hungry until breakfast.
I chuckled once reading the story, but if it was my kid I'd be furious for a day and think it was hilarious for weeks, including that day
Aldo the clap back of having your kid ’find to he càñ’ and deal with the result ... 🤣
This would be the highlight of my week. I love telling my friends about the devious shit my 2 yo comes up with this is peak rebellion.
Are you afraid they will be just like you?