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Rules to live by (lemmy.dbzer0.com)
submitted 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) by Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com to c/onehundredninetysix
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[-] MutantTailThing@lemmy.world 50 points 2 months ago
[-] fartographer@lemmy.world 4 points 2 months ago

My wife doesn't like it when I drop her wet panties while moving them from the washer to the dryer.

[-] skye@lemmy.world 25 points 2 months ago
[-] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com 19 points 2 months ago
[-] Entertainmeonly 10 points 2 months ago

I'm the Girl with the Boobs! ...stick.

[-] verdare@piefed.blahaj.zone 9 points 2 months ago

Omg, it’s Denji Chainsawman!

[-] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 2 months ago

T is for titties

[-] Denjin@feddit.uk 3 points 2 months ago

WHAT ARE THEY GOOD FOR?

[-] mEEGal@lemmy.world 23 points 2 months ago
[-] TotallynotJessica 11 points 2 months ago

The Chad incels wish they could be

[-] yumyumsmuncher@feddit.uk 7 points 2 months ago
[-] bold_omi@lemmy.today 3 points 2 months ago
[-] lemmy_get_my_coat@lemmy.world 6 points 2 months ago

Put this guy in charge

[-] QuinnyCoded@sh.itjust.works 5 points 2 months ago

war is bad
boobs are good
blood is fuel

[-] JayK117@aussie.zone 5 points 2 months ago

I mean yeah but not when a pedophile says it

[-] TheEighthDoctor@lemmy.zip 6 points 2 months ago

War bad

Fully developed boob good

[-] Agent641@lemmy.world 3 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

~~Adult boob~~

Adult Female Boob

[-] TheEighthDoctor@lemmy.zip 4 points 2 months ago

I never said female, boobs are boobs

[-] plyth@feddit.org 4 points 2 months ago

war bad

but

boobs good

Boobs have always been the ultimate reason for men to go to war.

[-] wewbull@feddit.uk 3 points 2 months ago

And I could respect that, but the last hundred years has been about oil, and that's a shit reason.

[-] plyth@feddit.org 1 points 2 months ago

People don't fight for oil. They fight for oil because with it comes the power to attract boobs.

[-] captainlezbian@lemmy.world 4 points 2 months ago

He's got two good points

[-] Lushed_Lungfish@lemmy.ca 2 points 2 months ago

He's not wrong.

[-] workerONE@lemmy.world 2 points 2 months ago
[-] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com 10 points 2 months ago

Nah, Epstein was tight with the Israeli government, so he probably LOVED war.

[-] workerONE@lemmy.world 1 points 2 months ago

Yeah but a bad war is a distraction from the Epstein files

[-] QuinnyCoded@sh.itjust.works 1 points 2 months ago
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