Gay: didn't wish for a blowjob, fake: she probably thinks of him too.
My ex from 16 years ago (16 year olds) wished me happy birthday the other week. Was weird we're both married with kids and never speak at all
She’s DTF
(Doing The Friendship)
Weird but sweet anyway
Yeah just way outta the blue, now the real question is so I have to remember hers now? Cause I don't think i do haha
If you want to, ask her and put it in your calendar! It's always nice to know someone remembers you fondly enough to send well wishes 😊
Yeah, this is great advice. It's unfortunate when pressure to do social niceties holds you back from enjoying meaningful connection with people. Some people are better at remembering dates than others, and caring enough to ask (and put it in one's calendar) is at least as powerful a gesture as actually remembering it.
OP could take a jokey tone to things, such as by expressing surprise that she was able to remember, and then asking what her birthday is
why is it weird? I do that too.
Because you're weird
Because you’re weird
i learn nothing from this
You weren't supposed to because it's a joke.
I gotta admit, I like wholesome greentexts
Wholesome? Or mushy?
Fake: anon had a girlfriend
Gay: anon had dated someone who had sex with a man
I seriously don't get what's fun about this nihilism and gay-shaming.
fug where is the funny!?! 😭
Ngl I thought this was going to be a really fucked up greentext as soon as I read the word "cancer".
I did not expect anything wholesome from this c/...
Surprisingly touching, thanks for sharing
Thank you, Anon.
This anon's alright!
And not exactly alt-right!
Nice one! Take an updoot!
*hoooh yeeeaah*
Threat Level: Alright
Not neccesarily alt-right
From Pepe on a peddling /pol/ site
He's a threat, a level
A level level threat
He's the tamest 4channer
I've ever seen yet
Threat level what? Alright
Threat level who? 4channer
Threat level why? Epstein files, gotta release 'em, peace I'm out!
I was thinking of the song The Kids Are Alt-Right by Bad Religion, but this works too
Fuck man, i was not ready
Can confirm. Am bassist for Northstar.
Imagine fumbling so hard that you don't get with a girl who is so into you that she wants you around while she's dying of cancer.
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