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Anon makes a wish (sh.itjust.works)

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[-] DaedalousIlios@pawb.social 9 points 18 hours ago

This anon's alright!

[-] lessthanluigi@lemmy.sdf.org 5 points 17 hours ago

And not exactly alt-right!

[-] DaedalousIlios@pawb.social 2 points 12 hours ago

Nice one! Take an updoot!

[-] Syndication@lemmy.today 36 points 1 day ago

Ngl I thought this was going to be a really fucked up greentext as soon as I read the word "cancer".

[-] mnemonicmonkeys@sh.itjust.works 61 points 2 days ago

I gotta admit, I like wholesome greentexts

[-] cabillaud@lemmy.world 2 points 1 day ago

Wholesome? Or mushy?

[-] peteypete420@sh.itjust.works 55 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

Fake: anon had a girlfriend

Gay: anon had dated someone who had sex with a man

[-] MonkderVierte@lemmy.zip 25 points 2 days ago

I seriously don't get what's fun about this nihilism and gay-shaming.

[-] wonderingwanderer@sopuli.xyz 37 points 1 day ago

I did not expect anything wholesome from this c/...

[-] redditmademedoit@piefed.zip 92 points 2 days ago

Gay: didn't wish for a blowjob, fake: she probably thinks of him too.

[-] Aussiemandeus@aussie.zone 63 points 2 days ago

My ex from 16 years ago (16 year olds) wished me happy birthday the other week. Was weird we're both married with kids and never speak at all

[-] slaacaa@lemmy.world 58 points 2 days ago

She’s DTF

(Doing The Friendship)

[-] Beryl@jlai.lu 24 points 2 days ago

Weird but sweet anyway

[-] Aussiemandeus@aussie.zone 9 points 2 days ago

Yeah just way outta the blue, now the real question is so I have to remember hers now? Cause I don't think i do haha

[-] obelisk_complex@piefed.ca 11 points 1 day ago

If you want to, ask her and put it in your calendar! It's always nice to know someone remembers you fondly enough to send well wishes 😊

[-] AnarchistArtificer@slrpnk.net 6 points 1 day ago

Yeah, this is great advice. It's unfortunate when pressure to do social niceties holds you back from enjoying meaningful connection with people. Some people are better at remembering dates than others, and caring enough to ask (and put it in one's calendar) is at least as powerful a gesture as actually remembering it.

OP could take a jokey tone to things, such as by expressing surprise that she was able to remember, and then asking what her birthday is

[-] anonklay@lemmy.world 9 points 2 days ago

why is it weird? I do that too.

[-] k0e3@lemmy.ca 4 points 1 day ago

Because you're weird

[-] anonklay@lemmy.world 4 points 1 day ago

Because you’re weird

i learn nothing from this

[-] k0e3@lemmy.ca 3 points 21 hours ago

You weren't supposed to because it's a joke.

[-] Dialectical_Specialist@quokk.au 50 points 2 days ago

fug where is the funny!?! 😭

[-] glibg@lemmy.ca 32 points 2 days ago

Surprisingly touching, thanks for sharing

[-] SendMePhotos@lemmy.world 53 points 2 days ago

[-] desiccated_event@piefed.blahaj.zone 26 points 2 days ago

Thank you, Anon.

[-] RacerX@lemmy.zip 9 points 2 days ago

Can confirm. Am bassist for Northstar.

[-] yuriRO@lemmy.dbzer0.com 11 points 2 days ago

Fuck man, i was not ready

this post was submitted on 28 Feb 2026

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