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[-] betterdeadthanreddit@lemmy.world 189 points 2 weeks ago
[-] texture@lemmy.world 37 points 2 weeks ago

came here to make a silly comment. i can see im not needed here.

[-] betterdeadthanreddit@lemmy.world 19 points 2 weeks ago

Keep an eye out for another spice-related pun opportunity, your thyme will come.

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[-] khannie@lemmy.world 13 points 2 weeks ago

That is fucking magnificent. If you're not a dad your talent is being wasted on us mere mortals.

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[-] Salamanderwizard@lemmy.world 181 points 2 weeks ago

She is a dangerous type of white person.

[-] Prove_your_argument@piefed.social 70 points 2 weeks ago

We call them Karen

[-] gigastasio@sh.itjust.works 124 points 2 weeks ago

That just means your meal was freshly picked from the burrito tree. Geesh, some people…

[-] aeronmelon@lemmy.world 95 points 2 weeks ago

Chipotle is really resting on its laurels.

[-] man_wtfhappenedtoyou@lemmy.world 84 points 2 weeks ago

I can't bay leaf that happened to her.

[-] DudeImMacGyver@kbin.earth 29 points 2 weeks ago

This thread is just going to be peppered with puns now.

[-] glorkon@lemmy.world 22 points 2 weeks ago

Ain't nobody got thyme for that.

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[-] atx_aquarian@lemmy.world 12 points 2 weeks ago

Don't have to be salty about it.

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[-] HeyJoe@lemmy.world 54 points 2 weeks ago

The saddest part to me is how little more and more people know about cooking. Each generation seems to know less and less about the basics and rely more and more on fast food and restaurants to survive.

[-] kadu@scribe.disroot.org 43 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

In Brazil's version of the Shark Tank TV show, they sometimes call for guest "sharks" to show up besides the regular hosts. Once, the founder of China in Box, Brazil's largest Chinese fast food chain (and one of the first in general) was there.

So the participant shows up and his pitch was a device he invented for peeling garlic faster at home. It's basically a blender motor, but with attachments to vibrate the garlic against the container rather than cut through it, so the skin peels off and the garlic is ready for usage. After the pitch, of course, they ask the hosts if they want to invest into their company.

So the Chinese food guy says "oh no, no way I'm investing into that, it's a kitchen appliance - in ten years, nobody will have a kitchen in their homes, they'll use delivery apps for every meal, they won't ever need any cooking apparatus"

And honestly his comments still fill me with rage every single time.

[-] Tempus_Fugit@lemmy.world 25 points 2 weeks ago

I wouldn't invest in that because all you need to do is smash a clove with a knife and the skin falls right off, but I see what you mean.

[-] IchNichtenLichten@lemmy.wtf 11 points 2 weeks ago

If you need to peel a bunch of cloves, put them in a small mason jar and shake the shit out of it.

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[-] exasperation@lemmy.dbzer0.com 23 points 2 weeks ago

What are you talking about? Every generation in the US knows more about food than the ones before.

Boomers were raised on canned/frozen nonsense and basically had no variety. Their vegetables were underseasoned and overcooked. Their pickiness about cuts of meat left many delicious parts of the animals underappreciated scraps. They knew each fruit as basically one cultivar, like how all apples were the utterly mediocre red delicious. Even their bread was boring.

Their restaurant scene was pathetic, with Italian American food representing the pinnacle of exotic cuisine. Any immigrant opening a restaurant for American diners would have to carefully water down their traditions to fit American tastes and the American supply chain.

No thank you, I'd never travel back in time to eat or cook the way people did 50 years ago. Food is better now, and it's largely because today's cooks and diners know way more about food than people did back then.

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[-] hardcoreufo@lemmy.world 48 points 2 weeks ago

I worked with a dude who loved "ramen" but had never had it from a restaurant. He didn't seem like he knew how to cook particularly well, and I'm not sure if he'd ever even left the suburbs he was born in.

One day he was talking about how excited he was to go to a real ramen shop over the weekend. So next time I see him I asked how it went. He sighed and said he got a veggie ramen because he found out the meat ones were "made with bone" and he was grossed out by it. I could only say "of course, that's how you make good soup." Then I had to explain how you make stock or split pea with ham soup, etc. I think I ruined soup for him.

[-] JamBandFan1996@lemmy.ml 11 points 2 weeks ago

Vegetarian soups are still delicious though. Soup is just awesome all around

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[-] HikingVet@lemmy.ca 39 points 2 weeks ago

Who the fuck uses bay leaves in Mexican food?

[-] eestileib 51 points 2 weeks ago

People who know how to cook? 😆

[-] not_that_guy05@lemmy.world 41 points 2 weeks ago

Birria? Rice? Caldos?

WTF do you mean who uses leaves in Mexican food?

[-] RipLemmDotEE@lemmy.today 27 points 2 weeks ago

Every good pot of Mexican beans has bay leaves in it.

[-] ickplant@lemmy.world 26 points 2 weeks ago

I was curious, here is what I found: "We use bay leaves to add a subtle depth of flavor to dishes like our beans, rice, Barbacoa, and Carnitas." - this was off a reddit post, so who knows.

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[-] protist@mander.xyz 24 points 2 weeks ago

There's literally a species of laurel native to Mexico that indigenous Americans used in their food for thousands of years.

Bay leaves come from various plants and are used for their distinctive flavour and fragrance. The most common source is the bay laurel (Laurus nobilis). Other types include California bay laurel, Indian bay leaf, West Indian bay laurel, and Mexican bay laurel.

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[-] pnelego@lemmy.world 29 points 2 weeks ago

In fairness, I’m not sure anyone knows if bay leaves even do anything.

[-] inb4_FoundTheVegan@lemmy.world 16 points 2 weeks ago

... what?

Make a dish twice, once without the bay leaf. There is an obvious difference. It's fine to not like the taste of any particular spice but saying there is none is sort of crazy?

[-] Bane_Killgrind@lemmy.dbzer0.com 12 points 2 weeks ago

He's joking, it's people that don't cook often don't know what the difference is

[-] Masterkraft0r@discuss.tchncs.de 16 points 2 weeks ago

my person, it absolutely does i love them very much, they are one of my favourite spices

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[-] HollowedFleshwalker@lemmy.world 28 points 2 weeks ago
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[-] finallymadeanaccount@lemmy.world 24 points 2 weeks ago

Complaining will not keep future leaves at Bay.

[-] Astertheprince@lemmy.dbzer0.com 23 points 2 weeks ago

Guess this person is unfamiliar with seasoning and the fact that bay leaves are used for flavor.

[-] D_C@sh.itjust.works 14 points 2 weeks ago

Wait, they go to a bay and pick up leaves to put in food? Urgh, yuck!
Why can't they just use the aromatic herb from a laurel tree?

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[-] FreshLight@sh.itjust.works 22 points 2 weeks ago

Cherry on top would have been if her name was Laurel

[-] quotequack@lemmy.quotequack.xyz 11 points 2 weeks ago

Leaf on top

[-] wonderingwanderer@sopuli.xyz 22 points 2 weeks ago

While I support the message of never eating at Chipotle again, she's doing it for the wrong reasons.

I don't eat at Chipotle because they were bought by private equity and subsequently enshittified to further enrich someone who already had more wealth than could be spent in a lifetime.

She doesn't eat at Chipotle because she found a bayleaf in her burrito bowl...

[-] Tempus_Fugit@lemmy.world 21 points 2 weeks ago

Imagine now knowing what a bay leaf is. I have to assume this is just a rage bait post.

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[-] DarkFuture@lemmy.world 19 points 2 weeks ago

This chode sucks down ultra processed meat and is concerned about a leaf?

[-] Jarix@lemmy.world 17 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

Since when is chipotle ultra processed? Can we be a littler more responsible about how we talk about things so that we don't make the fight harder since just convincing people that ultra processed food is shitty is shitty already.

Not if everything is the max then there it's all just noise that's gets harder and harder not to just dismiss

It's just hilarious they don't understand a bay leaf, but as Randal said that one time, they are one of today's 10,000

Finding out how things get flavoured is a great learning experience when you are 5 or going on 85

Can we be a little more compassionate and kind to each other, even the people that will never see us or know how we respond. Just makes you a more pleasant and wonderful person

Edit: I'm in Canada and chipotle is relatively new so perhaps there are giant regional differences that I'm not aware of?

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[-] cheers_queers@lemmy.zip 18 points 2 weeks ago

have you ever had bay leaves from a shoe?

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[-] GreenBeanMachine@lemmy.world 18 points 2 weeks ago

That's where food comes from - trees, bushes, grasses, dirt.

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[-] ieatpwns@lemmy.world 17 points 2 weeks ago

Wait til she finds the bird meat in her chicken bowl or that they served her food on paper and metal

[-] gandalf_der_12te@discuss.tchncs.de 14 points 2 weeks ago
[-] LifeInMultipleChoice@lemmy.world 11 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

Still not all that sure but it has got way to much fuckin' mayo!

/s

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