The new plan is to grow a patch of grass next to me desk. and then when someone tells me to touch grass, I simply reach over and pet it.

You can poop while playing footsie

this is S/O, they made an account to say this haha.

Well a blizzard came and the water froze. Now what?

I did not think enough to delete my old posts. but thankfully i didnt contribute much. I'm glad to be here :)

Wait is this real?

edit: im gullable. and now broke.

For what its worth it could just be the mess from pizza falling on the element.

Small startup - Here is our process

• Create your branch
• Implement feature
• Test independently of other components (with unit tests or otherwise)
• Test directly with other componenets
• Work with other devs to ensure stability on dev branch, make any small bug fixes directly in dev branch
• Push to prod

I dont think I would, while autism has got in my way a lot, its also given me unique perspectives on problems. Also, I think im to the point I take a little pride in being called a robot, and dont want that to change.