Because Blue Owl really doesn’t want the world to see a fund of theirs fail.

For want of investors, the FOMO was published. For want of FOMO, the fund was lost. For want of a fund, the firm will be lost next. Hedge funds fail all the time, but it's surprising to see such a direct connection. I think the Bible says something about this too, something like "vibes to vibes, dust to dust, empty your accounts, pay investors you must."

There cant be a bank run if there is no bank.