If you're not dad naming your boat, you're doing it wrong.
I saw one in Amsterdam called Koekblik (biscuit/cookie tin).
Prawn star was the best I’ve seen
I named my kayak Whoops, but put the letters on it upside down.
This would be even more epic if you do manage to flip it one day
"Jizzle Drizzle".
Years ago in a Devon fishing village
Once you're done with whatever you hired them for, do you have to declare it managed?
Cirrhosis of the River is the best one on the list, hands down.
That's the one I don't get.
These are all good but it isn’t even close.
Unsinkable 2 got me
Definitely the best.
My Dad's sailboat was Passing Wind
Unsinkable II def top of the game.
Where’s “wet dream”?
Woah, I've seen "wood not" and "wood too"! Small world
“Damn, so the Unsinkable sank, eh? That sucks.”
“Not at all, she’s moored at the pier as we speak. I just wanted another one.”
“Oh. I thought there was a grim joke there.”
“Yeah, most people do, which itself is kind of a joke. Shrimp cocktail?”
“Can’t. Allergic to shellfish.”
“Damn, that sucks.”
Aboat Time is just Canadian
I can't decide whether the pencil-pusher who reviews boat naming paperwork has a great job or a terrible one. Should track their workplace injury stats and study the effects of frequent high-intensity eyerolling.
The best ones have to do with divorce
Pier pressure Is my favorite
They're all great except the last one. The "Cirrhosis" one went over my head but I looked it up, it's excellent. The last one, "aqua holic", isn't a dad joke unless I'm missing something.
Alcoholic?
The "-holic" suffix is regularly used to mean addict. For example, workaholic. Yes, it originated from "alcoholic", but it's commonly used now. So the boat's name just means "water addict", there's nothing punny about it.
It's a play on alcoholic
Since aqua sounds a bit like alco, the implication is that the boat owner likes both water and booze
IMO that's a stretch, they aren't even close to homophones.
They already said they owned a boat, so I assumed this was implied.
I worked for a marina when I was a ~~child~~ teenager, and my favorite boat name was a sailboat named
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(Sorry about the shitty video quality; it's the only copy I've ever been able to find.)
First boat from Canada ?
Abewt time
@Viking_Hippie Thank you for these. Really witty, especially Unsinkeable II at which I actually laughed out loud reading it!
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