Unsinkable 2 got me
Definitely the best.
To be fair though, for all we know unsinkable 1 didn’t sink but blew up or something.
It hit an iceberg.
My Dad's sailboat was Passing Wind
Cirrhosis of the River is the best one on the list, hands down.
These are all good but it isn’t even close.
Where’s “wet dream”?
Unsinkable II def top of the game.
I named my kayak Whoops, but put the letters on it upside down.
This would be even more epic if you do manage to flip it one day
I have flipped it lmao. Only like twice, but it was fuckin hilarious each time.
Myoobs ? I'm lost
It reads Whoops when you flip.
ahaaa ! I get it ! cheers
I worked for a marina when I was a ~~child~~ teenager, and my favorite boat name was a sailboat named
C:[ESC]
They're all great except the last one. The "Cirrhosis" one went over my head but I looked it up, it's excellent. The last one, "aqua holic", isn't a dad joke unless I'm missing something.
Alcoholic?
They already said they owned a boat, so I assumed this was implied.
Being an aquaholic can lead to cirrhosis of the river.
Pier pressure Is my favorite
Years ago in a Devon fishing village
Once you're done with whatever you hired them for, do you have to declare it managed?
Prawn star was the best I’ve seen
“Damn, so the Unsinkable sank, eh? That sucks.”
“Not at all, she’s moored at the pier as we speak. I just wanted another one.”
“Oh. I thought there was a grim joke there.”
“Yeah, most people do, which itself is kind of a joke. Shrimp cocktail?”
“Can’t. Allergic to shellfish.”
“Damn, that sucks.”
If you're not dad naming your boat, you're doing it wrong.
I saw one in Amsterdam called Koekblik (biscuit/cookie tin).
Aboat Time is just Canadian
I can't decide whether the pencil-pusher who reviews boat naming paperwork has a great job or a terrible one. Should track their workplace injury stats and study the effects of frequent high-intensity eyerolling.
First boat from Canada ?
Abewt time
From Dexter
One dude had "Hail Seaser".
Had a friend whose dad named his boat The Other Woman.
I own a couple of inflatables, a tiny foldable, car trunk capable dinghy with an 4 hp motor, and a mid sized trailerable RHIB (rigid hull inflatable boat). The dinghy is named cuinmeri (phonetic spelling of Queen Mary in Spanish) and the RIHB is called patchwork, because of all the patches it had before I retubed it. And yes, I'm a near boomer (early Xer) dad.
Patchwork before retubing:
The best ones ive seen in person have to do with divorce
But cirrhosis of the river is hilarious
The USS Unpaid Alimony
wakey wakey
If these are dad jokes, what would a funny name that isn't a "dad joke" be like?
(Sorry about the shitty video quality; it's the only copy I've ever been able to find.)
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