[-] starlinguk@lemmy.world 1 points 8 hours ago* (last edited 8 hours ago)

Oh you will, you will. Trust me, young people.

PS I'm not talking about the US military, because I'd rather live under a bridge for the rest of my life.

[-] starlinguk@lemmy.world 1 points 8 hours ago

You're not a researcher depending on funding that barely exists anymore, I assume.

[-] starlinguk@lemmy.world 19 points 9 hours ago

I just rub the nipples when I'm standing in the shower. I know, phrasing.

[-] starlinguk@lemmy.world 13 points 9 hours ago

If you bought it without ads and it started showing ads, that would be a breach of contract.

[-] starlinguk@lemmy.world 6 points 1 day ago

When my cousin came to visit me for a week, she literally yelled "no!" and hit my cat when he jumped onto her lap.

A week later, she said "I think I want a cat." Now she has a cat.

[-] starlinguk@lemmy.world 4 points 1 day ago

When you're 60 and the choice is either a permanent contract for the army or 1 or 2 years elsewhere, you're going to choose army.

[-] starlinguk@lemmy.world 1 points 1 day ago

You obviously don't know what liberal means. It means progressive, empathetic, leftist. We're not talking about fiscally/economically liberal.

[-] starlinguk@lemmy.world 23 points 1 day ago

My wife is a software developer who doesn't use Ublock or Revanced and I'm so confused.

[-] starlinguk@lemmy.world 24 points 1 day ago

I get up.

Take that, bitches.

[-] starlinguk@lemmy.world 6 points 1 day ago

There was no "victim" originally. She turned herself into one by pointing out that it was her house. Before that nobody knew.

[-] starlinguk@lemmy.world 11 points 1 day ago

Don't give LSD to someone with access to nukes.

[-] starlinguk@lemmy.world 1 points 1 day ago

Ellen Booraem (YA, she's great at writing books from a totally different angle), Oyinkan Braithwaite (she's only written two books so far but they're great), Katharine Kerr.

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ColorGuesser #779 (colorguesser.com)

ColorGuesser #778

Score: 450/500 colorguesser.com by @kiru_io

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submitted 3 months ago by starlinguk@lemmy.world to c/birding@lemmy.world

She thinks my neighbour's pond may have fish or frogs in it. It does not. Returning every day does not change the situation, Janice.

Disclaimer: Janice may be a dude. We'll have to wait until she's changed into her adult feathers.A juvenile blue heron on a messy lawn with a garden hose behind it.

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submitted 4 months ago by starlinguk@lemmy.world to c/birding@lemmy.world

Kudos to the parentals for chasing the kites away every single day.

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Pelican beak arms (lemmy.world)

That's what the post-menopausal chief inspector in the Italian TV series I'm watching calls her upper arms 😆.

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submitted 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago) by starlinguk@lemmy.world to c/buyfromeu@feddit.org

They've stopped sponsoring SF Pride, even though their "we're so inclusive" bits on their website are still up.

They own a LOT of brands, so check out the Wiki and avoid them like the plague.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/LVMH

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