Then California splits into 20 states.

You forgot "It didn't happen when Bush stole the 2000 election."

I just adjust feeding time by one hour. Easier for me to switch than my pets.

Let’s not forget he stole an election with the help of a corrupt Republican governor and the Supreme Court, either.

“On two occasions I have been asked, 'Pray, Mr. Babbage, if you put into the machine wrong figures, will the right answers come out?' I am not able rightly to apprehend the kind of confusion of ideas that could provoke such a question.” - Charles Babbage

I wonder how much time they wasted trying to save a dollar on postage.

Of course it has an expiry date. Gotta keep the grift going.

The whole point is to 'normalise' all the issues with Trump's presidency so that the public just sees impeachment etc as a normal political process rather than a sign of something being seriously wrong.

And just straight up broken by idiocy like infinite scroll.

Worse. It’s “attempting to understand this might cause me to question my faith, so I’m not going to even try.”

Boomers started out progressive then sold out. They project this onto everyone else as if it’s the natural order of things.

I like “Executive Function Disorder” as it actually describes the underlying issue and not just the symptoms that other people can see.