Post text, images, or direct links only (lemmy.world)

submitted 1 year ago by loopy@lemmy.world to c/dadjokes@lemmy.world

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Please see the updated sidebar. Do not post external links to websites such as Facebook and Instagram.

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Please post edgier jokes to the new Uncle Jokes community (lemmy.world)

submitted 1 year ago by loopy@lemmy.world to c/dadjokes@lemmy.world

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I just updated the sidebar. As a rule of thumb, if you cannot tell this joke to a 5-year-old, you should probably post it to the new community !unclejokes@lemmy.world

Ultra-marathon (lemmy.world)

submitted 11 minutes ago by FlyingSquid@lemmy.world to c/dadjokes@lemmy.world

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I heard Godzilla has a son. (ttrpg.network)

submitted 1 day ago by ZDL@ttrpg.network to c/dadjokes@lemmy.world

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Jesuszilla.

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Life finds a way (lemmy.world)

submitted 3 days ago by Jonnyprophet@lemmy.world to c/dadjokes@lemmy.world

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I have the memory of an elephant. (ttrpg.network)

submitted 3 days ago by ZDL@ttrpg.network to c/dadjokes@lemmy.world

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I saw it in the zoo a few years back.

My friend is pretty weird. The other day he was looking for a clock to put in his belt (lemmy.world)

submitted 5 days ago by ConstantPain@lemmy.world to c/dadjokes@lemmy.world

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I told him it was a waist of time.

How much can a lemon-sized bladder hold? (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago) by brown567@sh.itjust.works to c/dadjokes@lemmy.world

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LMNOP

I tried starting a hot air balloon business (lemmy.world)

submitted 1 week ago by Kintarian@lemmy.world to c/dadjokes@lemmy.world

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But it never took off

What did the trucker say when their tire fell off? (lemmy.world)

submitted 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) by Kintarian@lemmy.world to c/dadjokes@lemmy.world

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You picked a fine time to leave me loose wheel.

How do cats keep up with local events,? (lemmy.world)

submitted 1 week ago by Kintarian@lemmy.world to c/dadjokes@lemmy.world

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The evening mews.

What do you call a fish with no eyes? (lemmy.world)

submitted 1 week ago by Kintarian@lemmy.world to c/dadjokes@lemmy.world

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Fsh

Why is molecular science so untrustworthy? (lemm.ee)

submitted 1 week ago by Corno@lemm.ee to c/dadjokes@lemmy.world

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Atoms make up everything.

If you’re American when you go in the bathroom… (lemmy.world)

submitted 1 week ago by Kintarian@lemmy.world to c/dadjokes@lemmy.world

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… and American when you come out, what are you while you're in the bathroom?

European.

Which bees make milk? (lemm.ee)

submitted 1 week ago by sag@lemm.ee to c/dadjokes@lemmy.world

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BooBees

How do ghosts play the piano? (lemmy.ml)

submitted 1 week ago by TheImpressiveX@lemmy.ml to c/dadjokes@lemmy.world

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They use sheet music.

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The man that invented the Ferris wheel never met the man who invented the merry-go-round. (lemmy.world)

submitted 1 week ago by FlyingSquid@lemmy.world to c/dadjokes@lemmy.world

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They moved in different circles.

Did you hear about the new illusionist and rapper? (reddthat.com)

submitted 1 week ago by MrPhibb@reddthat.com to c/dadjokes@lemmy.world

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No? Well, keep an eye out for a Poof Daddy show in your town

Did you hear that a bunch of lions escaped from the zoo and have been living in the park all spring and summer? (lemmy.world)

submitted 1 week ago by GraniteM@lemmy.world to c/dadjokes@lemmy.world

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It's okay, though. Pride goeth before the fall.

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There's a new virus making people forget 80s rock bands (lemmy.world)

submitted 2 weeks ago by ccunning@lemmy.world to c/dadjokes@lemmy.world

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No one knows the cure.

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Why is it always so dark in Apple stores? (feddit.uk)

submitted 2 weeks ago by Hossenfeffer@feddit.uk to c/dadjokes@lemmy.world

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Because they don't have windows.

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I went to the library today and asked the librarian where I could find the books about paranoia (lemmy.world)

submitted 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) by solidgrue@lemmy.world to c/dadjokes@lemmy.world

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She whispered, "they're right behind you."

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It's at least one foot long! (i.imgur.com)

submitted 2 weeks ago by justlookingfordragon@lemmy.world to c/dadjokes@lemmy.world

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Calvin and Klein (lemmy.world)

submitted 2 weeks ago by The_Picard_Maneuver@lemmy.world to c/dadjokes@lemmy.world

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Knock knock (lemmy.world)

submitted 3 weeks ago by Kintarian@lemmy.world to c/dadjokes@lemmy.world

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Who's there? Dwayne. Dwayne who? Dwayne the bath tub I'm dwouning!

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