Post text, images, or direct links only (lemmy.world)

submitted 2 years ago by loopy@lemmy.world to c/dadjokes@lemmy.world

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Please see the updated sidebar. Do not post external links to websites such as Facebook and Instagram.

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Please post jokes about adult topics to the new Uncle Jokes community (lemmy.world)

submitted 2 years ago* (last edited 6 months ago) by loopy@lemmy.world to c/dadjokes@lemmy.world

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Update 2025-9-11: If you cannot tell this joke to a 5-year-old and they would understand, you should probably post it to the this community: !unclejokes@lemmy.world. Please message me if you think it could be different.

I've been diagnosed with a fear of giants. It's called.... (lemmy.world)

submitted 11 minutes ago by Tugboater203@lemmy.world to c/dadjokes@lemmy.world

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Feefiphobia!

Why don't runners stop for a hotdog in the middle of the Chicago Marathon? (slrpnk.net)

submitted 15 hours ago by Nemo@slrpnk.net to c/dadjokes@lemmy.world

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Because they can't catch up.

What people are kinda sweet? (self.dadjokes)

submitted 14 hours ago by atheqtpie to c/dadjokes@lemmy.world

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...the Swedish

You shouldn't starve a cold. (lemmy.ca)

submitted 15 hours ago by Quilotoa@lemmy.ca to c/dadjokes@lemmy.world

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You might make a cold sore.

What do you call Greek revolutionaries? (piefed.social)

submitted 20 hours ago by perishthethought@piefed.social to c/dadjokes@lemmy.world

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Gyros

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What's the difference between a Vietnamese restaurant and an Indian restaurant? (lemmy.world)

submitted 1 day ago by Tugboater203@lemmy.world to c/dadjokes@lemmy.world

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One is Pho-profit and the other in Naan-profit....

Ivan grew up chopping wood in the forests. He survived because he was strong and used to hardships. His next job was in the mines, but he survived because he was strong and used to hardships. (lemmy.ca)

submitted 1 day ago by Quilotoa@lemmy.ca to c/dadjokes@lemmy.world

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His last job was a lookout on a schooner. One day a strong wind blew him out of the crowsnest and onto the deck. He survived because he was strong and used to hard ships.

Why did the magic bowling tire end their career so young ? (lemmy.world)

submitted 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) by 64bithero@lemmy.world to c/dadjokes@lemmy.world

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They kept getting spares

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Make it slow (media.piefed.world)

submitted 2 days ago by FenrirIII@lemmy.world to c/dadjokes@lemmy.world

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cross-posted from: https://piefed.world/c/tenforward/p/952401/make-it-slow

What is a Chiropractors favorite cereal?? (lemmy.world)

submitted 2 days ago by Patnou@lemmy.world to c/dadjokes@lemmy.world

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Rice Crispies....Snap Crackle and Pop

Truly we don't excel at naming the generations (ani.social)

submitted 4 days ago by raman_klogius@ani.social to c/dadjokes@lemmy.world

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Otherwise the generation after Z would've been AA.

Batman doesn't eat turkey on Christmas. (lemmy.world)

submitted 4 days ago by EarWorm@lemmy.world to c/dadjokes@lemmy.world

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But he's Gotham.

Teach a man how to fish he eats for a day (lemmy.world)

submitted 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago) by 64bithero@lemmy.world to c/dadjokes@lemmy.world

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Teach a fish how to man, you change the future for all of humanity

Potato Head has fallen into a coma at the hospital (lemmy.world)

submitted 5 days ago by 64bithero@lemmy.world to c/dadjokes@lemmy.world

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Doctors say they may never come out of their vegetative state …

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My wife has been demanding I stop with the Flamingo impersonations (lemmy.world)

submitted 6 days ago by 64bithero@lemmy.world to c/dadjokes@lemmy.world

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So I had to put my foot down ..

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I woke my wife up the other night by shouting in Elvish. (feddit.org)

submitted 6 days ago by mech@feddit.org to c/dadjokes@lemmy.world

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I was Tolkien in my sleep.

Puntastic shin protection (lemmy.dbzer0.com)

submitted 6 days ago by Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com to c/dadjokes@lemmy.world

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What do yo call a belt made of watches? (lemmy.org)

submitted 6 days ago by Averagejoe@lemmy.org to c/dadjokes@lemmy.world

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A waist of time

You never know if you're gonna need one some day (lemmy.dbzer0.com)

submitted 6 days ago by Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com to c/dadjokes@lemmy.world

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cross-posted from: https://lemmy.dbzer0.com/post/65075765

I was going to slow cook some alligator yesterday.... (lemmy.world)

submitted 1 week ago by Tugboater203@lemmy.world to c/dadjokes@lemmy.world

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But all I had was a croc-pot!

I had a joke about Henry Molaison (lemmy.world)

submitted 1 week ago by 64bithero@lemmy.world to c/dadjokes@lemmy.world

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But if I’m being honest I forgot …

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It's not even cold outside (media.piefed.world)

submitted 1 week ago by The_Picard_Maneuver@piefed.world to c/dadjokes@lemmy.world

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My dog swallowed a bunch of scrabble tiles so we're at the vet right now. (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 1 week ago by gigastasio@sh.itjust.works to c/dadjokes@lemmy.world

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