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[-] Furbag@lemmy.world 1 points 13 minutes ago

The lesson here is to take the carcass home first before you fuck it. Nobody would have cared if he was going to eat it.

[-] Reygle@lemmy.world 3 points 3 hours ago
[-] ILikeBoobies@lemmy.ca 1 points 4 hours ago

That dirty doe.

[-] blinfabian@feddit.nl 13 points 12 hours ago

tf goinf on in the kfc state 💀

[-] webp@mander.xyz 11 points 10 hours ago

This is what no abortions does to a place

[-] idiomaddict@lemmy.world 26 points 17 hours ago

I’m sorry, but given that the deer was dead, wasn’t this guy basically fucking a piece of venison?

Not that that makes it morally okay and I’m sure there are some indecent exposure type charges that apply, but the deer doesn’t care anymore, which is the point of bestiality laws

[-] ILikeBoobies@lemmy.ca 6 points 4 hours ago

You don't want people killing deer just to have sex with them.

That's how you get Lyme disease.

[-] WorldsDumbestMan@lemmy.today 4 points 4 hours ago

Would you be ok if he fucked a human corpse? Dug it out, and fucked it?

-No Necrophillia -No Bestiality -No Pedophillia

Simple

[-] chicken@lemmy.dbzer0.com 10 points 17 hours ago

which is the point of bestiality laws

If that were true our laws around meat farming would be very different

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[-] charade_you_are@sh.itjust.works 36 points 18 hours ago* (last edited 18 hours ago)

I've always wanted to fuck a deer. They're pretty hot. But there is no way I'd fuck a dead one and the deer would have to be a consenting deer adult. This guy just crossed a line that us ethical deer fuckers would never cross.

[-] murvel@feddit.nu 9 points 7 hours ago* (last edited 7 hours ago)

I've always wanted to fuck a deer. They're pretty hot.

Damn it man, you cannot start a sentence like that. I can never quite tell on lemmy when people are being serious...

[-] OriginEnergySux@lemmy.world 8 points 17 hours ago

Can one be an ethical deer fucker without having ethically fucked a consenting deer though?

[-] Cordyceps@sopuli.xyz 9 points 13 hours ago

I suppose in the same way you can identify as a gold digger without actually ever finding any.

[-] leftzero@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 16 hours ago

I'm sure some of those Japanese deer that bow for snacks would be up for it, in exchange for the right treat.

[-] charade_you_are@sh.itjust.works 10 points 14 hours ago* (last edited 13 hours ago)

I think most of those Japanese deer just suck you off. I need the full treatment. Plus the Japanese ones are naturally censored.

[-] southsamurai@sh.itjust.works 68 points 20 hours ago

Oh damn, looks like I'm about to stick my foot in it.

First, it's stupid that this is a criminal matter. If home boy is allowed to shoot a deer, cut it up, eat it, and make shoes out of it, who gives a flying fuck if he fucks the body first? Yeah, it's gross, but does it really need to come to jail time? It's a fucking waste of resources. Nobody fucking a dead animal is going to be rehabilitated by jail, period. Ain't happening.

With that out of the way, lemme step into the way back machine.

Now, there used to be dark corners of reddit, and there have always been dark corners of the internet.

So, for anyone that never took a shitty energizer flashlight and went poking into those dark corners looking for entertainment and/or education, I am the proud bearer of bad news.

This ain't a one-off event. People fucking their dead prey is sooooo not a new thing. While it's fair to call it rare, it's not exactly a 1 in a billion thing either.

On reddit, there were multiple people willing to admit to this behavior, and back in the early days of the internet past the aol era, there were a ton of chat rooms where the ugly side of humanity was there for the viewing. If one is able to stay relaxed and non judgemental in their responses (no matter what's going on in your head), people will open up about anything.

When it's something this deviant (and I mean it in the literal sense, not as an insult), you might be amazed how many people want to share their darkness.

So I've talked to people for whom this is a fantasy, as well as those that have done it.

Most of them, and they were all men except one, talked about the adrenaline rush of hunting leading to heightened arousal. In that sense, it's really the same underlying motivation as people fucking after their team wins the Superbowl, or after their own sport victory (and lemme tell you that arousal after contact sports or martial arts training is a very potent thing and can lead to much fun).

It's only the detail of it that's deviant, not the underlying mechanisms. It's wanting to fuck an animal, and wanting to fuck something dead that's unusual, not the wanting to fuck after a big spike of emotions and chemicals. Couples that hunt together are a perfect example, because there is plenty of fucking in camp when people succeed in their hunt. Hell, doesn't even have to be a hunt. Fishing camps can be a fuckfest. Birders cam get frisky when they find something rare to point their binoculars at.

But, a lone hunter feeling that arousal on doe days? Yeah, I'm betting it happens way more than even what I'm aware of. I know there's guys that have shoved their things into bucks to begin with, so a doe with an actual vagina? Anyone without a very tough inhibition filter that also isn't bothered by the idea to begin with is a deer fucker waiting to happen.

I'm not saying I approve of it. I'm not even saying that it isn't a sign of some serious issues. I'm just saying that humans like to fuck. And there's a very primitive part of us that doesn't really care what. The barriers to fucking things other than sexually mature humans are largely learned, not inherent in our brains.

You ever hear the saying that every mouth feels the same in the dark? In terms of raw sensation, our most primitive segments involved with arousal and orgasm have zero concern about what's providing the stimulus, only that it's there. There's a reason that victims of sexual assault can not only experience physical arousal no matter how much they hate what's happening, but can be forced to orgasm. It isn't a purely voluntary process.

So, if someone is already willing to ignore social mores and standard ethics or morals, the step from being willing to fuck some random animal to fucking a dead one isn't a big leap.

And those folks that were willing to talk about their urges to fuck their prey? They weren't usually freaks in general. They held down jobs, had families, had friends, they just got caught up in the rush of it. It's like those folks that will escalate risk taking to the point of self destruction just for a buzz from it. Yeah, there were truly antisocial people doing it, but they weren't the majority.

Now, this guy? Dude very likely could benefit from extensive therapy. Might even be the sort to let his inner self switch from animals to human bodies. No clue, but I still don't think jail is a useful solution to the problem he poses. Mandatory treatment? Yeah, maybe, and that has to go through criminal proceedings, but it's really closer to something like alcoholism in the way it needs to be sentenced.

[-] GalacticGrapefruit@lemmy.world 7 points 9 hours ago

It's not about the fact that this was necrozoophilia. The real issue is that wildlife can contract communicable diseases and pass them on to humans.

There's about as much morally wrong with fucking a deer as there is eating a bat.

[-] leftzero@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 7 hours ago

wildlife can contract communicable diseases

And deer in particular are infested with prions.

I don't care how alluring the animal might be, I don't want those things in my continent, let alone my genitals.

[-] Hadriscus@jlai.lu 21 points 16 hours ago

People fucking their dead prey is sooooo not a new thing. While it's fair to call it rare, (...)

rare is what I would call it too

[-] mrgoosmoos@lemmy.ca 39 points 19 hours ago

I just want to say thank you for a rational discussion on this rather gross topic.

I appreciate your approach to it, and I wish more people could discuss things in a logical objective manner like that.

[-] GreenBeanMachine@lemmy.world 3 points 11 hours ago

Deranged furry.

[-] Hayduke@lemmy.world 67 points 21 hours ago* (last edited 21 hours ago)
[-] FartMaster69@lemmy.dbzer0.com 40 points 21 hours ago

This really raises a lot of questions

There’s the obvious why, and what the fuck.

But more interestingly are the questions of logistics and planning.

Did he kill the deer himself or just see a roadkill deer on the side of the road lick his lips and get to work?

[-] ThePowerOfGeek@lemmy.world 50 points 21 hours ago

These are very reasonable questions. But I don't really want to know the answers to them.

[-] fan0m@lemmy.world 33 points 20 hours ago

No one is talking about how that guy is 32 and looks like he’s in his 60s

[-] Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world 22 points 20 hours ago

Well, it has been a loong hard ~~day~~

~~week~~

~~year~~

~~decade~~

life.

It's been a long hard life. Just think. He's only 32. He wasn't even born for 9/11.

Or maybe he was. I'm unclear how many years long 2020 was. 2025 was at least 6 years long. And January 2026 was at least 2 years.

Honestly it's all a blur. A horrific blur, in which I ask myself daily "What unspoken atrocities will we give birth to today, and how many people will suffer from this fresh new hell?"

And the answer is always "Yes."

[-] Kraiden@piefed.social 14 points 20 hours ago

jfc! Missed that nugget! I guess you don't end up covered in fur, fucking a dead deer if your life is going well though

[-] FartMaster69@lemmy.dbzer0.com 9 points 20 hours ago

Depends on your definition of going well.

[-] UnspecificGravity@piefed.social 8 points 19 hours ago

That's Kentucky 32.

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[-] MrSelfDestruct25@fedinsfw.app 11 points 20 hours ago

More importantly, what was the deer wearing??

[-] Old_Jimmy_Twodicks@sh.itjust.works 8 points 19 hours ago

It was asking for it, field dressed like that...

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[-] betterdeadthanreddit@lemmy.world 16 points 19 hours ago

Classic blunder, he shouldn't have given them ID. The whole case falls apart once they put "John Doe" on the paperwork.

[-] Darthcapi@piefed.social 30 points 21 hours ago

I get it. Nasty for sure but isn’t this largely a victimless act? The deer was dead, it need not concern itself with earthly problems.

[-] murvel@feddit.nu 2 points 7 hours ago

I get it.

Pardon...

[-] bhamlin@lemmy.world 72 points 21 hours ago

I am a victim here. I blame my passion for reading.

[-] Darthcapi@piefed.social 12 points 21 hours ago

You saw the title. You wanted to read about the weirdness. You have no one to blame but yourself

[-] Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world 10 points 20 hours ago

What if he only read the title, but not the article? I haven't read the article.

When I started reading Darthcapi's response, I thought "NO VICTIMS??? WHAT ABOUT THE DEER???" And by the end of his comment, I found out the deer is dead.

And now....I guess I agree with Darthcapi. It's one of those situations where I say I'm fine with whatever a persons kinks are, as long as no one non-consenting is involved.

And.....technically I guess this fits that description. But man...

My ability to be accepting of everyone is REALLY being pushed to the limit here.

[-] village604@adultswim.fan 1 points 35 minutes ago

At the very least he shouldn't be a drain on the taxpayers for it.

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[-] JustTesting@lemmy.hogru.ch 7 points 16 hours ago

Poor guy just wanted to get better at writing/animating

[-] dephyre@lemmy.world 10 points 20 hours ago

This is not the "furry sex" content I was hoping to see. 😢

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