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[-] fan0m@lemmy.world 34 points 21 hours ago

No one is talking about how that guy is 32 and looks like he’s in his 60s

[-] Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world 23 points 21 hours ago

Well, it has been a loong hard ~~day~~

~~week~~

~~year~~

~~decade~~

life.

It's been a long hard life. Just think. He's only 32. He wasn't even born for 9/11.

Or maybe he was. I'm unclear how many years long 2020 was. 2025 was at least 6 years long. And January 2026 was at least 2 years.

Honestly it's all a blur. A horrific blur, in which I ask myself daily "What unspoken atrocities will we give birth to today, and how many people will suffer from this fresh new hell?"

And the answer is always "Yes."

[-] Kraiden@piefed.social 14 points 21 hours ago

jfc! Missed that nugget! I guess you don't end up covered in fur, fucking a dead deer if your life is going well though

[-] FartMaster69@lemmy.dbzer0.com 9 points 21 hours ago

Depends on your definition of going well.

[-] UnspecificGravity@piefed.social 8 points 21 hours ago

That's Kentucky 32.

[-] mrgoosmoos@lemmy.ca 3 points 21 hours ago

fuck that makes me feel like my friend wasn't lying when he said I looked good and asked if I've been working out

because no, I haven't really. not any more than I was before anyways

this post was submitted on 23 Feb 2026
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