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[-] charade_you_are@sh.itjust.works 41 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

I've always wanted to fuck a deer. They're pretty hot. But there is no way I'd fuck a dead one and the deer would have to be a consenting deer adult. This guy just crossed a line that us ethical deer fuckers would never cross.

[-] murvel@feddit.nu 13 points 14 hours ago* (last edited 14 hours ago)

I've always wanted to fuck a deer. They're pretty hot.

Damn it man, you cannot start a sentence like that. I can never quite tell on lemmy when people are being serious...

[-] phx@lemmy.world 1 points 5 hours ago

That's probably a member of NAMDLA ...

[-] OriginEnergySux@lemmy.world 9 points 23 hours ago

Can one be an ethical deer fucker without having ethically fucked a consenting deer though?

[-] Cordyceps@sopuli.xyz 11 points 20 hours ago

I suppose in the same way you can identify as a gold digger without actually ever finding any.

[-] leftzero@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 23 hours ago

I'm sure some of those Japanese deer that bow for snacks would be up for it, in exchange for the right treat.

[-] charade_you_are@sh.itjust.works 12 points 20 hours ago* (last edited 20 hours ago)

I think most of those Japanese deer just suck you off. I need the full treatment. Plus the Japanese ones are naturally censored.

this post was submitted on 23 Feb 2026
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