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[-] idiomaddict@lemmy.world 30 points 19 hours ago

I’m sorry, but given that the deer was dead, wasn’t this guy basically fucking a piece of venison?

Not that that makes it morally okay and I’m sure there are some indecent exposure type charges that apply, but the deer doesn’t care anymore, which is the point of bestiality laws

[-] ILikeBoobies@lemmy.ca 11 points 6 hours ago

You don't want people killing deer just to have sex with them.

That's how you get Lyme disease.

[-] WorldsDumbestMan@lemmy.today 6 points 6 hours ago

Would you be ok if he fucked a human corpse? Dug it out, and fucked it?

-No Necrophillia -No Bestiality -No Pedophillia

Simple

[-] chicken@lemmy.dbzer0.com 12 points 19 hours ago

which is the point of bestiality laws

If that were true our laws around meat farming would be very different

[-] idiomaddict@lemmy.world 3 points 19 hours ago

Clever. I wish I’d gotten a serious discussion out of this, but that’s the community.

[-] ghurab@lemmy.world 13 points 15 hours ago

But his comment is relevant the toppic.

Modern industrial famring utilizes forced insemination with a tool operated by a human.

A reasonable person could argue that it's not sexual assault becuase the act was not for sextial gratification, but purely utilitarian in order to obtain a baby cow, disregarding the welfare of the cow.

In other words, whether an act is sexual assault or not depends on the intentions of the actor, regardless of the experience of the subject and physical nature of the act.

If you fill in "human" as your subject in the above formula, a reasonable person could conclude that the experience of the subject does, infact, matter.

[-] luthis@lemmy.nz 4 points 14 hours ago

You got it. This is why I went vegan for years.

[-] idiomaddict@lemmy.world 2 points 13 hours ago

I’m aware. I’m a vegan because I’m not down for animal rape. The bestiality laws are written with exceptions for people who are acting, not out of their own sexual interest, but out of financial interest.

I wanted to have a slightly different discussion, because this one’s depressing as shit though.

[-] chicken@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 18 hours ago

Now I'm trying to figure out what dirty joke I accidentally made

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