The eyeroll I rolled when I read the ADL's comment became a grin when I saw JVP's rebuke. JVP is the GOAT, change my mind.

But but but but...

It'S aLl-NaTuRaL! It'S oRgAnIc! It can't pOsSiBlY be toxic! 🥺🥺🥺

Use a Linux LiveUSB. Sometimes it works. They're dead simple to set up, too.

Hey, Canada. If you're listening, please for the love of god, STOP HIM. This is where it starts, and if you wanna see how it ends, look south.

Don't let him drag you down to our level of hell.

Can you link the theme you're using? How did you make it pink?

Stomp the rich!

I mean, somebody has to do it. Otherwise, everyone suffers.

Massive voter fraud! They're registering the dogs, they're registering the cats. They're giving them spay/neuter surgeries in the pound!

/s /s /s

Ooh. You know, this might be the Star Wars nerd in me. But if you take a long, gold shawl and drape it off one shoulder, that'd look pretty slick.

🤔 Semi-serious question, is she still required to cover her head if she has no hair?

You know the old adage, "Ask for a pony if you want a gerbil?"

Promise a pony and then give them a gerbil.

Misleading headline. Apparently, it's 100% offline, and if you wanna share your awkward dinner table small talk with the culture archivists at StoryCorps, you can by physically plugging it in and manually uploading it.

This is still weird. But it's a little more wholesome than what I expected.