How did you get this photo of me in my masturbatorium?!

"Nothing on my end, thank you"

Not a phone in sight, just living in the moment.

Most sane Eve Online player.

Looks to see what they’re playing…

Minesweeper

I guess I'm rewatching Grandma's Boy again today.

Who needs VR headsets when you can just cover your whole body in screens?

this is my preference thanks.

But won't the tea cup slide off?

How tf do you get in and out of that contraption? Or maybe you just... Don't.

So, I've been crippled for a while, and have the poor mans version of this:

[] (==) ||

[] Wall

(==) Bed

|| Computer Desk

Got a bunch of surgery recovery pillows to prop me into an inclined position, Computer Desk just has a TV on it, got a wireless keyboard, wireless mouse, and i have a folded up sheet with an ergo mouse pad.

... most people can probably pull something like this off, with a $50 - $100 set of differently arangeable surgery pillows, and I guess a wireless (i suggest 2.4 ghz) mouse and keyboard.

Resolution on the TV ain't great, but I've only got a Steam Deck, so.... beyond 1920 x 1080 is generally a bad idea anyway.

News@11: a 32 year old man died today after rescuers where unable to free him from the collapse of his advanced home office monitor configuration. His last words were: delete my browser history, I can't reach my mouse...

Ah yes, the goonopticon

Knowing how insanely heavy my 49" screen is, I'd not be able to lie down comfortably like that. They're screwed if that monitor arm decides enough is enough.

Cut a hole in the seat and I may never leave

Say what you will but VR headsets have become much smaller since this photo was taken.

The only problem I see here is a severe lack of cable management. That shit is borderline offensive to me, lmao

It's called Altwork

https://altwork.com/

probably room for one or two more

WANT!

New anxiety: monitor falls onto your face.

That one on the bottom right aint a monitor! It's an impostor! Get 'em!

But really, this part seems least ergonomic, your hands will go numb from holding them up for prolonged periods. I'd prefer a small desk besides hips for mouse and just place keyboard on the crotch. Or another desk on the left for small split/gaming keeb.

When he was 22 years old my niece's grandpa used to have one of these for watching vintage porn. 47 years later and now all he does is sneak boogers in my pocket and call it Mac and Cheese.

I wish my dentist's chair was like this