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[-] TabbsTheBat@pawb.social 81 points 1 week ago

Does the Doctor even have a job? I think he's just a time travelling hobo essentially

[-] titter@lemmy.world 33 points 1 week ago

Time travelling anti-murder-hobo

[-] TabbsTheBat@pawb.social 20 points 1 week ago

Actually to gallifreyans he's just a var vet hippie who stole an RV and preaches anti-war isn't he?

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[-] sharkfucker420@lemmy.ml 59 points 1 week ago

Fuck, I am a delivery boy. Granted I get a cool space ship but I am still a delivery boy

[-] mech@feddit.org 21 points 1 week ago

Isn't the main character a kleptomanic robot?

[-] Rusty@lemmy.ca 14 points 1 week ago

Futurama or Firefly?

[-] fartographer@lemmy.world 36 points 1 week ago

Look at me. I'm the Taskmaster now

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[-] inari@piefed.zip 30 points 1 week ago
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[-] TheLeadenSea@sh.itjust.works 27 points 1 week ago

A witch on the boiling isles? Cool!

[-] Jankatarch@lemmy.world 2 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

I refused to watch The Owl House at first because I was in the alt-right pipeline at the time and "ew I heard it's Gay."

Recently gave it a try and the show is a solid 9/10, and also gay; 10/10 :3

[-] silt_haddock@lemmy.world 24 points 1 week ago

Is the Avatar a job? If so, it would probably have some perks, aside from a perpetual target on your back

[-] rockandsock@lemmy.world 22 points 1 week ago

Saving mankind from the Goa'ould and the Replicators by exploring new planets using the Stargate to make alliances and aquire advanced weapons and technology for Earth to fight back with.

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[-] webghost0101@sopuli.xyz 20 points 1 week ago

I get to be a lower deck starfleet commander in a post scarcity universe.

Thats even better then winning the lottery!!

[-] SirSamuel@lemmy.world 8 points 1 week ago

Maybe we can be bunk mates on the Cerritos

So... I got summoned to another world with a single power: access to an online grocery store with instant delivery. I'm good at cooking but since my ability doesn't involve fighting, I got expelled from the "hero party". Now a mythical fenrir has made a familiar contract with me and protects me as long as I cook him delicious meals.

It's not a bad way of life I must say.

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[-] vpol@feddit.uk 16 points 1 week ago
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[-] genuineparts@infosec.pub 14 points 1 week ago

Woohoo! I'm a delivery boy!

[-] Krauerking@lemy.lol 13 points 1 week ago

Bojack Horseman.

So I guess I get paid to be miserable and destroy my own life... Well at least I will get paid for it now.

[-] mech@feddit.org 1 points 6 days ago

You're an "author".

[-] xorollo@leminal.space 13 points 1 week ago
[-] SeductiveTortoise@piefed.social 8 points 1 week ago

I have no clue how the three seashells work.

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[-] Potti@lemmy.world 12 points 1 week ago

Bounty hunter it is I guess, so long space cowboy

[-] KokusnussRitter@discuss.tchncs.de 12 points 1 week ago

Olympic figure skater. You may find me in the ER with multiple ripped tendons and overworked muscles, maybe a dislocated joint if we are getting fancy.

[-] Someonelol@lemmy.dbzer0.com 11 points 1 week ago

I'm an astronaut lost in space with a crew of aliens and Muppets.

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[-] aaaa@piefed.world 11 points 1 week ago

I just finished an episode of Doom Patrol, and I'm not sure where to begin with this question

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[-] Sanctus@anarchist.nexus 11 points 1 week ago

I really regret watching Invincible last night

[-] smiletolerantly@awful.systems 11 points 1 week ago

Captain of the USS Voyager. Nice.

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[-] johsny@lemmy.world 11 points 1 week ago

Delivering packages for prof Farnsworth.

[-] Caesium@lemmy.world 10 points 1 week ago

ah fuck. Last thing I watched was Iron Lung

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[-] Pudutr0n@lemmy.world 10 points 1 week ago

I'm a helicopter pilot for an antarctic military research outpost, and I have a thing for flamethrowers.

I mean... could be worse.

[-] Boolean@lemmy.world 10 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

~~Resident~~ Attending in a busy US emergency room - urrrgh

[-] bigfish@lemmy.dbzer0.com 8 points 1 week ago

Charge nurse*. She is the main character whenever she's in frame, no question.

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[-] lightnsfw@reddthat.com 9 points 1 week ago

Whatever the girl from fallout's job was I guess.

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[-] proudblond@lemmy.world 9 points 1 week ago

Space station commander… and later captain, but we’re not there yet. (Hubby’s first watch, my second.)

[-] Pratai@piefed.ca 9 points 1 week ago

An autistic ER surgeon. Even in meme-fantasy world, I can’t escape my neurodivergence.

[-] Crozekiel@lemmy.zip 8 points 1 week ago

There are shockingly few new recruits to Starfleet here...

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[-] Redacted@lemmy.zip 8 points 1 week ago

Fuck damnit im a fed.

[-] Jayve@lemmy.world 8 points 1 week ago

Delivering pizza to a sorority house with no cash.

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[-] letsgo2themall@lemmy.world 8 points 1 week ago

I've been watching Fringe, so that's fun.

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[-] Frostbeard@lemmy.world 8 points 1 week ago

Richard Dean Anderson as Jack O'Neill in SG-1. Unless I get the relevant skills we are all fucked

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[-] TypFaffke@feddit.org 8 points 1 week ago

I'm a knight of the seven kingdoms

[-] normalentrance@lemmy.zip 7 points 1 week ago

Guess I'm solving x-files now

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[-] Xanthobilly@lemmy.world 7 points 1 week ago

Oh god. The Pitt.

[-] Pyro@programming.dev 7 points 1 week ago

An elf mage in a fantasy world? Time to get isekai'd

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