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Emotional support colonialism
Is there another kind?
Seeing him hang from the neck is psychologically important to me, but I guess we can't always get what we want.
Honestly, as long as we leave him up, I'm willing to settle for any body part.
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Mussolini comes to mind...
I'd even settle for him getting Gaddafied.
Dudes will invade greenland before they talk to a therapist
Emotional support country
Trump also told the Times that he isn’t opposed to using nuclear force if he “needed it” to take over the Arctic island but that “it might upset NATO,"
Ummm... what? Did the media just sane wash this headline? Trump is ok with nuking his way into owning Greenland and we're just all ok with that?
That's still pretty batshit for a statement that's been sane-washed.
The U.S. president told the paper in an article published on Jan. 8 that just "one thing" stands in the way of him and world dominance. "My own morality. My own mind," he said. "It’s the only thing that can stop me.”
Well, that's very reassuring
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What's important for him psychologically, and the whole damn world, is that he takes his meds.
Yeah, all of them.
The tiny handed orange toddler "I WANT IT. I WANTS IT!!! WAHHHH. GIVE ME. WAHHH"
Then goes off to think about all those little children he raped with his bestie Jeffery Epstein.
Somebody ought to sit him down and explain the Mercator projection to him.
That's way too advanced for a guy who can barely read or write.
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"it might upset NATO"
Dude, it would 100% be the end of NATO
I guess everything has a silver lining.
According to Russia at least
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It's his emotional support island.
Yeah, because the previous one is non-functional nowadays
The desolate landscape and freezing temperatures reminds him of his wife’s feelings towards him
Can someone please just teach him how to play those Paradox map games
Honestly a little impressed he's able to use the word 'psychologically'. That's a lot of syllables.
They should tell him, it's not green and there are not many kids to moleat over there.
My psychiatrist gave me a prescription for an emotional support Greenland, legally you aren’t even allowed to ask me about it other than if it’s an emotional support Greenland, which it is.
Those Epstein files must be insane.
All about ego. He has nothing else except to be the biggest bully he can be.
He's like 70% ego (10% hairspray, 10% bronzer and 10% hamberder)
So psychologically, is it important to maintain his ego.
It's a health decision
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I understand he is trying to destroy America, but this would make it nearly instant.
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Why won't France and the UK state they'd nuke him back if he tried? They're NATO countries too and need to stand by in solidarity with an ally being attacked. Letting the orange Hitler do as he pleases will only embolden him to go after them later.
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let him play with a fake world map where everything is called USA
United States of America
European Union of States of America
Soviet Union of America
…
Could we mint him an NFT?
If that even made sense, it would be even more reason to deny him it.
Someone throw some green-painted dirt on his face and tell him "Here's your greenland, now fuck off"
At least he is honest...
So, he understands the concept of a safe space... But only for him? And only if it's... a country?
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