She hasn't heard from him since? She'd better unclench and make sure he's okay...
Well did she ever give his nose back?
Give him his nose back! Give him his nose back!
Sex is supposed to be a fun bonding experience. I see no problem. If you can't have dumb fun with your naked bestie who can you have fun with
This guy fucks
Tell that to the entire generation of young people, young men in particular, who have grown up being fed absolute bullshit and nonsense from youtube influencers, fountains of porn, and forums of incels screaming about their kinks and self-flagellating in shame because because they haven't learned emotional regulation yet.
Birth rates are crashing. People have stopped dating in rates that are literally disastrous for our future. People take relationships and sex so seriously now that we've basically drawn battle-lines between the sexes and everyone is mortally scared of everyone else and even more insecure and lonely than ever.
Nature eventually balances itself in an environment, in a ecosystem.
Just a few years ago the billionaires were running the story in all media that the world is too overpopulated and can't handle more than 9 billion and there won't be enough resources. Suddenly after covid they realize that they need the wage slave feudal system for their power and now boo hoo nobody is making children anymore.
If you can't laugh during sex, then what dafuq are we even doing here‽
bc if you laugh it reminds me that my tiny peen is a joke and the erection goes away
Unless you're like 1.5 in 10,000(.015%),I can assure you your average or slightly above.
Edit: can't help myself, there's an abnormal amount of angry small dick fuckers here(of which, you are not one!).
It’s been a long while since I’ve seen an interrobang in the wild - you are a gentleperson and a scholar my good chum!
Green flag
brown flag.
Some of us pay good money for that
One of the best things about monogamy is how freely bodily fluids of all kinds can be shared carefree
(Unless it's feces; that's not out-of-the-box sanitary)
Well feces ideally isn't a fluid
I'm SORRY if we can't all meet Cosmo's latest unrealistic beauty standard of the week. If you can't handle my feces at its most-fluid, you don't deserve it at its most-viscous.
It took me a moment to realize you were referring to Cosmo the magazine. I saw that OP’s username is Mr Fish and immediately thought of Cosmo and Wanda.
Most managers pay good money for people who brown-nose them
The best sex I've ever had was with a woman who regularly (temporarily) cockblocked herself by making me laugh so hard I couldn't stay hard
A partner and I once got into an uncontrollable giggling fit when I referred to sex as 'thrusty cuddles'.
I had a similar response at a Maria Bamford show I went to earlier in the year when she said "I like it when he puts his dingle in my wet plop."
And now I'm giggling again.
The one I remember most clearly is like... sorry in advance for tmi. Do not continue reading if you dont want to read a sex story
So we tended to do a decent amount of foreplay, and this night it was really hot and heavy. She was really seductively trying to get me to say I needed to be inside her, and we were on that line of fooling around for a while in a way we were both really into. At one point I'm on my back and she's teasing me while straddling me, and I finally give in and tell her I need her. What does she do? Gives me the most Samuel Jackson ass expression she can muster and a "shit negro, that's all you had to say!" I almost died laughing
Good story.
If you're not capable of having a good laugh in a sex session, you're doing it wrong. If the situation in the OP happened to me, I'd have cracked up, and probably fallen a little bit more in love.
I can't understand how people take sex so seriously, it's a silly act, it's like horseplay or dancing, you need to relax and have fun.
It's wild to me seeing so many youtube chuds and reddit posts talking about sex like it's the most challenging game and the hardest level to beat in a video game. Fuck, even if it was a hard level in a video game it would be more enjoyable.
I don't get how you can enjoy it if you can't laugh with your partner or if you're always thinking about your image or worried about your belly fat or your hair or your "frame" or "SMV" and all this other INSANE bullshit young people are self-flagellating with.
No wonder our population is crashing, we've let horny 14-year-olds who never had sex dictate the tone and attitude towards our most important act as a species.
I think the problem is less horny 14yos and more the fact that they listen to scum like Andrew Tate or the Paul brothers growing up. I see so many teenagers who live a life where the only voice in their life that speaks positively of/to them is the chud on social media trying to groom them into an angry incel. Let's be better than blaming children for the fact that we as a society have given up the act of raising kids in favor of generating more shareholder value. It's not the kids' fault that both of their parents probably work 50+ hour weeks to survive and youtube is the only parent in the house most of the time
What the f*** is a Pusay?
Censoring yourself while asking about a censored word is the epitome of irony.
We're attempting to achieve the comedy.
C*medy please, there may be mods present. They are triggered by people having fun.
It's only a Pusay if it comes from the French region of Pusay. If it doesn't, it's just sparkling vagina
A punanny
Steven Segal ft. Lady Saw: Me want the Punani
Yes, Steven Segal the bad action actor.
I went through therapy to block that memory. I curse you and Robert Evans for making me aware of this song.
No it's a pisay
He's been busy shopping for a ring
My kind of gal.
what if she farts, or accidentally poops.
pussay Ftfy
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