She hasn't heard from him since? She'd better unclench and make sure he's okay...
Well did she ever give his nose back?
Give him his nose back! Give him his nose back!
If you can't laugh during sex, then what dafuq are we even doing here‽
bc if you laugh it reminds me that my tiny peen is a joke and the erection goes away
Unless you're like 1.5 in 10,000(.015%),I can assure you your average or slightly above.
Edit: can't help myself, there's an abnormal amount of angry small dick fuckers here(of which, you are not one!).
I’m no expert but I don’t think that’s how bell curves work.
Edit to also add; my bad for making someone else feel better about themselves. I'll try not to make that mistake again.
It’s been a long while since I’ve seen an interrobang in the wild - you are a gentleperson and a scholar my good chum!
Sex is supposed to be a fun bonding experience. I see no problem. If you can't have dumb fun with your naked bestie who can you have fun with
This guy fucks
Tell that to the entire generation of young people, young men in particular, who have grown up being fed absolute bullshit and nonsense from youtube influencers, fountains of porn, and forums of incels screaming about their kinks and self-flagellating in shame because because they haven't learned emotional regulation yet.
Birth rates are crashing. People have stopped dating in rates that are literally disastrous for our future. People take relationships and sex so seriously now that we've basically drawn battle-lines between the sexes and everyone is mortally scared of everyone else and even more insecure and lonely than ever.
Some of us pay good money for that
One of the best things about monogamy is how freely bodily fluids of all kinds can be shared carefree
(Unless it's feces; that's not out-of-the-box sanitary)
Well feces ideally isn't a fluid
I'm SORRY if we can't all meet Cosmo's latest unrealistic beauty standard of the week. If you can't handle my feces at its most-fluid, you don't deserve it at its most-viscous.
It took me a moment to realize you were referring to Cosmo the magazine. I saw that OP’s username is Mr Fish and immediately thought of Cosmo and Wanda.
Most managers pay good money for people who brown-nose them
Green flag
brown flag.
The best sex I've ever had was with a woman who regularly (temporarily) cockblocked herself by making me laugh so hard I couldn't stay hard
I can't understand how people take sex so seriously, it's a silly act, it's like horseplay or dancing, you need to relax and have fun.
It's wild to me seeing so many youtube chuds and reddit posts talking about sex like it's the most challenging game and the hardest level to beat in a video game. Fuck, even if it was a hard level in a video game it would be more enjoyable.
I don't get how you can enjoy it if you can't laugh with your partner or if you're always thinking about your image or worried about your belly fat or your hair or your "frame" or "SMV" and all this other INSANE bullshit young people are self-flagellating with.
No wonder our population is crashing, we've let horny 14-year-olds who never had sex dictate the tone and attitude towards our most important act as a species.
what if she farts, or accidentally poops.
My kind of gal.
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