We're attempting to achieve the comedy.

K, I made the edit, hows it look now?

You mean a Volvo?

See that's actually not true, because there are more men total than bears total and people are generally much more exposed to men than bears. Let's say you go to a city and walk past a hundred people. Bears are safer, so you'd be perfectly justified to walk past a hundred bears?

You didn't figure in factors like number of men total or number of bears total, and the amount of exposure to either.

There are also a lot more of them, and surprisingly they have more access to firearms and vehicles.

Better yet, what about Mosquitos?

I never said it was anything but.

There have been 3 black bear attacks in the USA this year, all three fatal, and one brown bear attack, also fatal. I might also be missing some nonfatal attacks since theres not a well maintained list for those. Humans also generally leave you alone if you're not in their immediate vicinity, I think it warrants assuming you're not just on the same mountain as the bear.

What the f*** is a Pusay?

IDK, I'm not sold.

Neither Man nor Bear isn't presented as an option, the choices were Man or Bear so anybody who chooses Bear is CHOOSING THE BEAR. Bears are not kind to humans in their territory, if you run into a mother then you're going to be torn apart.

For the uninitiated, there used to be a meme post where some teenage girls unironically reposted an image with the caption "S(he) Be(lie)ve(d)" which is to say She Believed / He Lied, and they'd title it something like "omg thats so deep".

It became a meme template where people make different word combinations and talk about how deep they are, such as this one which is She Believed / EEEEEE.