But today isn't a Saturday

I had a dealer who preferred that his customers ask for Mr. Caufield when calling so he could reply (or not) "I'm Holden"

Very likely, bananas are technically a kind of fish

Iirc they're indexes for the system wide search feature, Spotlight

Your dialer may already be monetized! If you get a call from a company and see their logo chances are they paid for that. It's not enshittified yet, but it definitely could be. Source: I maintain a codebase that does this for a major device manufacturers dialer.

I'm them-adjacent and I'll keep my mouth shut

Reduced demand (through more deaths) will naturally lower prices

Elon isn't that old

Buffalo wings give me windmelon

They're called that because they are the size of grape seeds. Why anyone thought that made them appealing is beyond me. Grape nut flakes are pretty good though

My sense of scale was all wrong, I thought it was a steering wheel for driving Psyduck nuts

Monkeys controlling crabs controlling monkeys finding that the clockwork crab is actually run by a monkey

Praise the goddess Anoia!

You're falling down the Terry Pratchett rabbit hole very effectively! The best way out is to start reading.

Anoia is the goddess of things stuck in drawers. Mrs. Cake is too be avoided because she has precognition but forgets to turn it off during conversations which leads to confusion when she answers a question before you ask it, but insists you ask anyway because she'll get a terrible headache if you don't.