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[-] ngdev@lemmy.zip 29 points 1 week ago

bc if you laugh it reminds me that my tiny peen is a joke and the erection goes away

[-] YiddishMcSquidish@lemmy.today 10 points 1 week ago* (last edited 6 days ago)

Unless you're like 1.5 in 10,000(.015%),I can assure you your average or slightly above.

Edit: can't help myself, there's an abnormal amount of angry small dick fuckers here(of which, you are not one!).

[-] SacralPlexus@lemmy.world 50 points 1 week ago

I’m no expert but I don’t think that’s how bell curves work.

[-] YiddishMcSquidish@lemmy.today 9 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

Edit to also add; my bad for making someone else feel better about themselves. I'll try not to make that mistake again.

[-] YiddishMcSquidish@lemmy.today 5 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

I would ask you to look it up.

Edit to add; micropenis affects about .015%. I find it weird others are disagreeing.

[-] FishFace@piefed.social 3 points 6 days ago

You are the first person to mention micropenis

[-] YiddishMcSquidish@lemmy.today 5 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago)

Lol, thanks for trying to use that as a cudgel. I'm comfortable with the size of my bits.

But thanks for focusing on that.

Edit to add: this entire interaction started with me telling someone they didn't have one!

This is really not a good look for you homie, trying to dog pile on at the last minute...

[-] FishFace@piefed.social 1 points 6 days ago

But you're still the first to mention it. Why are you telling someone they don't have a micropenis when they didn't say anything to suggest they had one? It makes no sense. That's why your thread was so off the rails, because you started a massive non sequitur.

[-] YiddishMcSquidish@lemmy.today 1 points 6 days ago

Thanks for focusing on my bits.

But trust, you don't have to.

[-] FishFace@piefed.social 1 points 5 days ago

I'm not talking about your "bits". I'm talking about your inability to make sensible conversation.

You know when you got defensive abs tried to say you were "just trying to make someone feel better"? That only happened because you implied they had a micropenis for no fucking reason.

[-] YiddishMcSquidish@lemmy.today 1 points 5 days ago

My man's, I'm so over this argument.

You win.

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