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[-] Saledovil@sh.itjust.works 2 points 5 hours ago

1940 was 85 years ago, so unless said 👵 is over a 💯 years old, she was only a child back then.

[-] angstylittlecatboy@reddthat.com 12 points 1 day ago

I hate both of the people in this discussion.

[-] Digit@lemmy.wtf 3 points 1 day ago

One more than the other?

How about the Italian grandmother in the equation too?

Oh damn, I just made myself hated for asking that now too, didn't I?

[-] JensSpahnpasta@feddit.org 11 points 1 day ago

There is this nice little book by Alberto Grandi that looks at the history of Italian cuisine and finds out that many of those "old food traditions" were invented after WW2. It's really a great read if you want to talk a look behind this italian food snobbery:

https://www.bbc.com/travel/article/20250227-is-there-no-such-thing-as-italian-cuisine

[-] SpookyBogMonster@lemmy.ml 36 points 1 day ago

Me, on the lookout for fascist nonas, as I break my spaghetti

[-] kerrigan778 39 points 1 day ago

Uh... Lotta people in not Italy with Italian grandmothers are in not Italy because their Grandma fled fascism.

[-] sausager@lemmy.world 36 points 1 day ago

My Italian grandpa escaped a Nazi camp and brought his wife and my mom to America. Now I need to escape my family back to Italy. Funny how that worked out

[-] victorz@lemmy.world 12 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

You need to escape your family? What makes your family so terrible?

[-] MutilationWave@lemmy.dbzer0.com 18 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

Gonna guess fascists.

[-] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 6 points 1 day ago

hello distant relation i would like to join you on your emigration please and thank you. i promise to buy a large enough pan i don't have to break my noodles

[-] Tangent5280@lemmy.world 5 points 1 day ago

Cook spaghetti in long cylinder instead, problem solved

[-] qbus@lemmy.world 5 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

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[-] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 2 points 1 day ago

how much for an ass seen on the internet shrek pasta extruder

[-] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 2 points 1 day ago

or maybe in a loaf pan? they make one that goes on the burner, right?

[-] Digit@lemmy.wtf 2 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

Or make your own spaghetti [ o_O or noodles ] fresh.

[-] floquant@lemmy.dbzer0.com 79 points 2 days ago

Americans love to pull up this kind of bullshit, but it really falls even flatter after 2024. You can't do "nazi bar" rhetoric while you have an unmarked militia disappearing people off the streets and doing fuck all about it

[-] FridaySteve@lemmy.world 35 points 2 days ago

Normalize scrolling past threads unrelated to US politics if that's all you want to post about.

[-] Warl0k3@lemmy.world 16 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

Man, this meme sure was spot on...

[-] SkunkWorkz@lemmy.world 11 points 2 days ago

What if she ain’t Amewican?

[-] athatet@lemmy.zip 5 points 1 day ago

Nah. Only Americans have Italian grandmothers.

[-] percent@infosec.pub 12 points 1 day ago

She was a child... But what does that have to do with spaghetti anyway?

[-] jack_of_sandwich@lemmy.sdf.org 2 points 12 hours ago

And she was likely born in New York City.

[-] joyjoy@lemmy.zip 26 points 1 day ago

Parading the body of Mussolini through Italy by his ankles. 

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Death_of_Benito_Mussolini

[-] BlameTheAntifa@lemmy.world 68 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

Shooting fascists and risking everything for liberty. We should all follow her example. That also means you don’t break the pasta.

[-] WhatAmLemmy@lemmy.world 19 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

Didn't we fight fascism for the freedom to not give a fuck about "conservative" and "traditional" "values"... most of which are based on nothing more than opinions and feefees?

[-] davidagain@lemmy.world 2 points 1 day ago

I'm pretty sure it wasn't because of any specifically fascist culinary habits.

[-] edinbruh@feddit.it 46 points 2 days ago

Grandma was supporting fucking "gugu gaga" movement in the 1940, did you think she was born in fucking 1918?

[-] Multiplexer@discuss.tchncs.de 18 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

People's average age is about 44 in Italy, while a generation in the second half of the 20th century lasted about 29 years there.

So for two generations:
44+2*29=102

So the grandma of the average Italian would have been 17 years old in 1940 and thus was not born in 1918, but in 1923.

No "gugu gaga", but still quite young.
On average.

[-] edinbruh@feddit.it 9 points 2 days ago

Mine was born in 1939, definitely in "gaga gugu" age at the time, and she's considered old as grandmas go. When talking to someone somewhere around my age (the likes of which I'm more likely to have a conversation, especially about cooking), I can expect their grandma to be less than a decade older than mine. So still very young at the time.

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[-] 7U5K3N@lemmy.dbzer0.com 27 points 2 days ago

Broke spaghetti last night while cooking for dinner. I also threw it against the cabinet to make sure it was done cooking.

I have a toddler so cooking "rules" go out the window for laughter.

just because your have a toddler doesn't mean you have to cook like one

[-] 7U5K3N@lemmy.dbzer0.com 24 points 1 day ago

Lmfao... Maybe I'm actually 3 toddlers in a trench coat.

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[-] Damage@feddit.it 3 points 1 day ago

I also threw it against the cabinet to make sure it was done cooking.

So you don't have a mouth?

[-] 7U5K3N@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 1 day ago

I don't. I absorb spaghetti via osmosis.

[-] schema@lemmy.world 14 points 1 day ago

I personally don't break spaghetti, but a friend of mine once asked what difference it would make for taste and consistency, and i didn't have an answer.

[-] AWistfulNihilist@lemmy.world 8 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

I have answers for both, Pasta cooks according to thickness, not length. If breaking the Pasta allows it to be submerged entirely, it will only aid it in cooking evenly.

Next break a fucking donut in half and ask if that changes the flavor.

[-] pelespirit@sh.itjust.works 4 points 1 day ago
[-] AWistfulNihilist@lemmy.world 4 points 1 day ago

Valid, I'm not gonna tell you how to feel and I want you to do what feels right.

[-] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 2 points 1 day ago

like pasta, i guess it depends on the donut. like, breaking an eclair in half the wrong way so all the bavarian custard falls out. that would make me sad and change the flavor (too much salt)

[-] xylogx@lemmy.world 9 points 1 day ago

My Italian grandmother taught me to break the spaghetti. Also, my Italian grandfather fought for the Allies in WW1, coming to the US in 1923 the last year before the xenophobic, 1924 anti-immigration bill was passed essentially cutting off immigration. He came with his pregnant sister through many trials on a long boat cruise to re-unite her with her husband who was already living in the US. So by 1940 my Italian grandmother was supporting the US where she had lived for over a decade. Please do not make assumptions about people's Italian grandmothers.

BTW my grandfather was a bit of a bad-ass, he served in the Arditi, Italian shock-troops who specialized in explosives and close quarter combat with edged weapons. He taught me to shoot a rifle when I was 7!

[-] RedFrank24@lemmy.world 6 points 1 day ago

The whole "Italians reacting to people doing food wrong" thing always seemed so performative.

[-] Broadfern@lemmy.world 13 points 2 days ago

My grandparent was hiding from the Nazis with their family, as a child?

They also were pushed to stay in the US because Italy wasn’t exactly great postwar, either. Unfortunately here is a more explicitly fascist hellhole now, too.

We also ate broken spaghetti growing up. It’s fine.

[-] TechyTochy@sh.itjust.works 7 points 2 days ago

Hiding us allies in the same house the germans occupied (our house). Now please put down those spaghetti you burger freak.

[-] Smoogs@lemmy.world 9 points 2 days ago

Whenever someone says a person who isn’t eating the thing I’m making has an opinion I’m like ‘good thing I’m not feeding it to them’

Like cmon. if someone makes something they like and I’m not there to eat it/they aren’t making it for me, they shouldn’t give a hoot what I think. More power to them. Why and how even is this an argument ever anyways.

[-] fakeman_pretendname@feddit.uk 7 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

A lot of people get weirdly aggressive about other people "eating food wrong".

Try saying "actually, sometimes as a treat, when just cooking for myself, I quite like eating pasta with just a little salt and a little butter, or maybe a little grated cheese on it" in front of a group of people...

"YOU SHOULD PUT SAUCE ON IT"
"WHY AREN'T YOU HAVING A SAUCE"
"YOU CAN GET PRE-MADE SAUCES QUITE CHEAP, IT DOESN’T COST MUCH MORE JUST TO ADD A SAUCE"

[-] jack_of_sandwich@lemmy.sdf.org 2 points 12 hours ago

Butter and Parmesan on pasta is a great lighter pasta dish. (Though I prefer it on something like Rotini more than spaghetti)

[-] Smoogs@lemmy.world 2 points 1 day ago

Had it! Love it!. You’d probably have to stab my hand from stealing some from you XD

[-] HK65@sopuli.xyz 7 points 2 days ago

That's just pasta bianca, a valid and well known Italian dish.

[-] fakeman_pretendname@feddit.uk 5 points 2 days ago

I did not know that. Thank you! It's good to have a response next time the Sauce Mafia descend upon me.

[-] rumschlumpel@feddit.org 2 points 1 day ago

If they're salted just right, I often start a pasta meal with a few forks of nothing but pasta!

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