Butter and Parmesan on pasta is a great lighter pasta dish. (Though I prefer it on something like Rotini more than spaghetti)

And she was likely born in New York City.

I sit there wondering, if I hit the red button to reject the call, will the caller know? Or will the phone continue to ring on their end? Don't want them to know I deliberately ignored their call...

I understand the idea of waiting till someone understands what is going on and can make a choice before someone is baptized.

But 6 isn't that age. A 6 year old is just going to believe what their parents tell them and isn't old enough to understand this choice. Might as well just do infant baptism.

We went through a confirmation process at 17 or 18. Much better way to accept and acknowledge your religion.

You're so vain. You probably thought this passive aggressive sign about the Rapture was about you

But it's ok, because Jesus said God will rip out your humanity so you'll be emotionless and not care about anyone or anything you cared about in life

You're going to choose the God who won't take care of your cats?

I named my cats Xena (Warrior Princess Kitty), and Frodo

Xena was a fighter, she was the boss, lived up to her name.

Frodo is a fluffy little doof, who just wants to sleep and eat. Like a hobbit.

Boyfriend/girlfriend felt like a bit of a weird way to talk about each other when we were both in our 30s. And then fiancee was an awkward word. Maybe we should have used partner

We see conservatives complain about teachers' sexuality being "shoved down their throat".

But this seems like a way to avoid that. Maybe we should encourage it for all teachers gay or straight, married or in non-married relationship. Then the conservative complaint could be taken at face value and the woman teacher married to a man could avoid "shoving their sexuality down your throat" even when that sexuality is within a heterosexual marriage.

As a heterosexual married man, if I suspected I was dealing with a homophobe, I might refer to my wife as my partner, just to mess with them. And because the identity of my partner isn't any of their business

The whole town is named after Donald, but he's just some loser schlub....

This soda tastes like shoes