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I was running through some old Portal 2 quotes in my head and realized that it Cave Johnson were a real person, people would absolutely hate him.

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[-] FreshParsnip@lemmy.ca 14 points 6 days ago

Tony Stark would be controversial. A billionaire weapons dealer who indirectly killed millions of people with his weapons. Then he turns around and decides to be a superhero but continues to cause destruction and inadvertently kill people. A lot of people would think he's only doing heroic acts for the praise.

[-] bamboo 4 points 6 days ago

In the comics and movies defense, within universe he is controversial and it is a major plot point with the Sokovia Accords / Registration Act to put some guardrails around him. And in terms of character growth, he supports those laws, even though they restrict his autonomy, whereas a younger version of himself wouldn't comply and act as a reckless narcissist.

[-] Feathercrown@lemmy.world 8 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago)

Sheldon Cooper. Not sure if people love him as a fictional character either though...

[-] SlurpingPus@lemmy.world 9 points 6 days ago

The main characters of ‘Friends’, perhaps excluding Phoebe Buffay. Once you try to figure out their morals, it's baffling how they can be considered even half decent people.

[-] Joxnir@lemmy.world 3 points 6 days ago

As much as I love Friends, the show had a bad habit of loosening the character's manners and morals for the sake of a joke. This habit gets worse as the show goes on.

I'd actually put Phoebe as the worst in this regard. Well, after the triplets and London, before that she was sweeter. It was like the writers decided she should inherit the meaner jokes from Chandler. Also she always lets the others down at the worst times.

[-] save_the_humans@leminal.space 6 points 6 days ago

Do you think Pokémon battles should be illegal, Ash?

No, of course not

Your pikachu is lying in a puddle of its blood.

We provide work for every town. Joy would be out of her nursing job if not for us.

Captain! Jack Sparrow. Fun to watch and wonder how much he plans or if he's just good at improv. But he's routinely sacrificing his crew-members/friends for his own advantage.

[-] Lushed_Lungfish@lemmy.ca 2 points 6 days ago

Pete "Maverick" Mitchell.

Dude should've been cashiered and tossed in jail a long time ago.

[-] early_riser@lemmy.world 1 points 5 days ago

The Emperor of Mankind from Warhammer 40k. We’re supposed to root for his enlightened rationalism in contrast to what the imperium would become, but he comes across as an expansionist tyrant.

[-] Pistcow@lemmy.world 59 points 1 week ago
[-] MotoAsh@piefed.social 14 points 1 week ago

Jesus with the caviat of who specifically would hate him.

[-] kubofhromoslav@lemmy.world 9 points 1 week ago

People would hate the real time moralising, but would love free wine and would be amazed by his party tricks, like walking on water. That was pretty cool!

[-] nagaram@startrek.website 5 points 1 week ago

Jesus would probably get on my nerves.

He never called people by their names and gave them weird nicknames and spoke in riddles like a guy who fried his brain on weed and LSD in college during an ethics class.

[-] missingno@fedia.io 53 points 1 week ago

The entire cast of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia

[-] snooggums@piefed.world 22 points 1 week ago

We enjoy watching them because they are horrible people who never really succeed at what they are trying to do. I don't think anyone would want to hang out with them.

[-] themeatbridge@lemmy.world 13 points 1 week ago

That was basically the premise of Seinfeld.

[-] Clent@lemmy.dbzer0.com 7 points 1 week ago

Seinfeld characters are whimsical. This not true of Its Always Sunny where they are at best, degenerates.

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[-] the_crotch@sh.itjust.works 4 points 1 week ago

IASIP was marketed as "Seinfeld on crack"

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[-] Monzcarro@feddit.uk 4 points 1 week ago

Definitely not the main characters, but I'd love to hang out with Artemis.

[-] huquad@lemmy.ml 5 points 1 week ago

I love this show and can confirm, they are the worst

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[-] aeronmelon@lemmy.world 35 points 1 week ago

Besides Cthulhu?

Every trickster god like Loki, Q, Miss Frizzle…

[-] Aeao@lemmy.world 19 points 1 week ago

Don’t forget bugs bunny

[-] magnetosphere@fedia.io 34 points 1 week ago

Willy Wonka may not be hated, but he would definitely be vilified. There is no way a candy maker who refused to allow inspectors into his factory would be allowed to sell candy to the general public.

Plus, under the current administration, ICE would break in and forcibly deport (kidnap) all the Ommpa Loompas.

[-] Passerby6497@lemmy.world 34 points 1 week ago

Plus, under the current administration, ICE would break in and forcibly deport (kidnap) all the Ommpa Loompas.

Would trump deport them for not being white, save them for being orange, or leave them there because they're already slaves?

[-] magnetosphere@fedia.io 18 points 1 week ago

lol now THAT’S a brainteaser

[-] FreshParsnip@lemmy.ca 6 points 1 week ago

Wonka is arguably guilty of slavery and even if he didn't kill four kids, he at least traumatized four kids. And he laid off all his workers, leading some of them to become impoverished.

[-] Manjushri@piefed.social 24 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

Amos Burton from The Expanse. Fans love him but he is a deeply damaged, disturbed, violent individual with no sense of right or wrong. At one point in the books, he looks at somebody and thinks he may have to kill them. The idea doesn't bother him. He doesn't get pleasure from it. But they're in his way so he'll do it.

[-] Grumpydaddy@lemmy.world 15 points 1 week ago

Amos is self aware though. He knows he was born without a moral compass and allows Naomi, who he knows is good, to give him direction. He trusts that her decisions will keep him from crossing a line that he knows is there but he can't see himself.

[-] Lorindol@sopuli.xyz 4 points 6 days ago

Yep.

In one of the books he is on Earth without his shipmates and pretty quickly regresses back to sociopathic behaviour.

But he recognizes this and does not welcome it. After killing a stranger just to get access to gear he needs, Amos realizes that he is making the wrong choices and states: "I need to get back to my crew."

He has an understanding of what is good and what is bad. He cannot understand why there are limitations to by which means "good" can be achieved. But he knows these limits do exist and should be respected, therefore he needs Naomi and Holden to lead him.

[-] Manjushri@piefed.social 8 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

True, he latches on to people he thinks are righteous, first Naomi and then Holden, and uses them as his moral compass. But when they are not around, he beats people up and kills then as his go to reaction to a threat and he has no remorse over doing it. As Naomi tells Holden about him, He is a monster. He doesn't want to be a monster, but he is one.

[-] Maiq@piefed.social 6 points 1 week ago

Plenty of Amos's IRL already though.

[-] Tier1BuildABear@lemmy.world 20 points 1 week ago

Donald J. Trump, the fictional character in Home Alone. Dude gave me the creeps, was looking at the underage Kevin like he was a pacifier

[-] papalonian@lemmy.world 4 points 1 week ago
[-] Passerby6497@lemmy.world 6 points 6 days ago

The mentally deficient think he's great

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[-] Lasherz12@lemmy.world 16 points 1 week ago

Every sitcom character ever. Also Dora the Explorer

[-] helpImTrappedOnline@lemmy.world 6 points 6 days ago

What's wrong with having your adventure buddy randomly stop, stare into space and ask the most obvious questions and act like she got an answer?

[-] ouRKaoS@lemmy.today 4 points 6 days ago

Is this how everyone in the marvel universe sees Deadpool?

[-] helpImTrappedOnline@lemmy.world 1 points 6 days ago

No, Deadpool actually gets an answer.

[-] Lilac@lemmy.zip 13 points 1 week ago

People like Cave Johnson? I thought they find him interesting, not a likeable person.

[-] Zonetrooper@lemmy.world 16 points 1 week ago

Combination of:

  • People whose only exposure is clips from Portal and think he's just a goof who rants about combustible lemons, not a deeply disturbed person who subjected people to horrific experimentation.
  • People who can't distinguish between other fans saying "I like this person as an interesting, well-portrayed, flawed character" and "I like this person directly as an individual".
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Sonic would be soooo annoying.

[-] FreshParsnip@lemmy.ca 11 points 1 week ago

Barney Stinson is a creep whose actions border on rape and it was hinted he may have even been involved in human trafficking at one point

[-] UltraGiGaGigantic@lemmy.ml 11 points 1 week ago
[-] agent_nycto@lemmy.world 4 points 1 week ago

Pretty sure that was the story arc in the original series

[-] gigastasio@sh.itjust.works 5 points 1 week ago
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