A sandwich is already cut horizontally dumb ass.

I don't see what the problem is.

Who lays down to cut a sandwich? How does that even work?

I always enjoy it when I post a silly joke and the first two people misunderstand it, and then the rest of humanity sees a negative number, so they don't even give it the benefit of the doubt anymore and just toss their -1 into there for good measure.

Like, it's sad that the post went to waste, but I don't care how far into the negative it is. At that point, a large negative number just amuses me.

This is online discourse. You're supposed to be a voice for the hive-mind narrative. We will cleanse the forum from your pollution and discord and make it join our harmony. I am a voice in their choir.

Your boos mean nothing! I've seen what makes you cheer!

Pineapple on pizza is excellent as long as the sauce is lighter on garlic and there’s a fresh basil leaf under it.

What's behind her and why does it have a vein?

I don’t adjust my opinions based on online voting done by idiots.

diagonally.

two triangles. there's some science behind this: the angle/cut makes the eater take smaller bites.

smaller bites have been shown to have a greater sensory experience: texture & flavor.

if you like science and are smart cut your FUCKING SANDWICHES DIAGONALLY

Wait, do votes on comments have any effect at all on Lemmy, or is it just a tally to see how popular your views are?

What was the statement?

You guys cut your sandwiches?

I used to go down in a blaze of glory when I went against the hivemind of old Imgur. Me in 2017, Elon Musk sucks, -200. You have own your opinion.

Admirable. A single down-vote, even out of 200 and I take physical damage for the next few days.

How do you even cut a sandwich horizontally?? The slices of bread are alreadly separated from each other! On what reference do they consider the cutting plane?

Me saying Alec Baldwin was responsible for what he did, and should've faced consequences for it. Downvotes aplenty, but I stand by my belief

When you post a comment and it gets downvotes: it AN opinion. Jeez.

Hot dogs are sandwiches

I genuinely don't give a fuck about internet points. I've seen a bunch of perfectly reasonable takes get downvoted into oblivion and a bunch of dogshit comments get hundreds of votes. People who adjust their opinions based on updoots need to go outside unironically.

What is in the sandwich determines if you cut it diagonally. Tuna/chicken/egg salad sandwiches shouldn't be cut diagonally because everything falls out.

Me and my nihilism and anti-natalism.

And if a .ml user or equivalent is around, my anti-authoritarianism.

Any way a sandwich is cut, it is cut vertically.