So there's this really cool trick:

1. Face AWAY from the toilet with the heels of your feet close to the base.

2. Un-button/tie/velcro/zip the whole waistband (not just the fly) such that you can-

3. Lower your entire pants to the floor.

Now this part can be a bit tricky and does take some practice to keep your balance but

4. Bend your knees down into a squat while leaning ever so slightly backwards (you can put a hand on a nearby solid object such as the sink or a wall to steady yourself. They also make raised seats with handles on either side if you need help with this).

5. Situate your buttocks firmly on the seat.

6. Separate your thighs such that you can

7. Point your penis down between your legs towards the toilet bowl.

8. Proceed to urinate.

9. Hygiene is the same as peeing using other techniques.

This technique is all but foolproof; it is almost impossible to miss the toilet bowl.

Hope this helps!

Pee sitting down, you coward

"Me and my dick no longer see eye to eye."

"...That's probably for the best, ophthalmologically speaking."

So this happens because the urethra loses moisture and welds shut, then pee chooses the least-resistance path. If you can't pee sitting ('cause it's easier), one trick is to clamp your dick and push to pee, then release. The pressure will open the urethra wide and a beautiful, directed stream of piss will come out. Also, pull your foreskin back when peeing and clean afterwards with a dab of toilet paper. Fellating persons will thank you!

Anon needs to add "pee" between the fapping and sleeping in his bedtime routine, and the leftover spunk won't be around to do that.

It gets hard sometimes... 😞

wait until this guy sits down to pee without paying attention to how things are hanging and feels it running down his calves

ask me how I know

I just piss into a wet vac

Hard to miss when it sucks the pee out

I'll pee sitting down sometimes in my own home but peeing sitting down with a penis in a public restroom is gross. Regardless of whether your dick aims at the water or the side of the bowl that's a lot of fine spray of toilet microbiota landing on your junk and undercarriage. Better to just piss everywhere all over the seat and stay pure

Sit the fuck down.

Piss after jacking off, anon.

The perks of living alone. You just flush and go about your day.

Mine got chopped off 9 years ago.

Well inverted and made into a vagina, but the former is how most people seem to think it works.

Do not miss the penis

Pee sitting down?????

There is surgery that can help anon

You're supposed to pull the foreskin before pissing. Otherwise you're just asking for it.

I swear I always get a cupful trapped in the hood every time I’m wearing light coloured trousers and then it escapes when I stand up.