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Anon has had enough
(sh.itjust.works)
This is a place to share greentexts and witness the confounding life of Anon. If you're new to the Greentext community, think of it as a sort of zoo with Anon as the main attraction.
Be warned:
If you find yourself getting angry (or god forbid, agreeing) with something Anon has said, you might be doing it wrong.
Pee sitting down, you coward
And close the lid before flushing, you nasties
(Added benefit: no arguing)
see, you and I (sane, logical people), say no arguing - but I've seen people argue against just always putting the lid down. I don't understand it. but they do it.
Seriously. Why stand, miss, clean up your own piss (now or later), then repeat all that every time? Also: standing causes splashing - it NEVER all goes into the bowl.
Congratulations! The stream of your piss hit the rim of the toilet bowl, splattering on the seat, your balls, your legs, and some of it made it through the seat-rim gap to coat your underwear as well! I hope that you enjoy (I know I did...)!
(if it was not connected to my nervous system I would obliterate this thing with gratuitous violence)
Touching that sweet cold porcelaine... Priceless.
just live somewhere hot
it was hot when i moved here