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Anon has had enough (sh.itjust.works)
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[-] mrgoosmoos@lemmy.ca 19 points 3 days ago

wait until this guy sits down to pee without paying attention to how things are hanging and feels it running down his calves

ask me how I know

[-] BigBananaDealer@lemmy.world 2 points 2 days ago
[-] mrgoosmoos@lemmy.ca 3 points 2 days ago

I've sat down to relieve myself in the middle of the night while sick and half asleep and felt a strong warmth down the back of my legs because I pissed on myself through the gap under the toilet seat

I ain't afraid to admit it

[-] BigBananaDealer@lemmy.world 2 points 2 days ago

ive done that a lot too. absolutely infuriating ๐Ÿ˜‚

[-] UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world 4 points 3 days ago

Doing bottom surgery entirely to pee consistently

this post was submitted on 05 Nov 2025
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