Sit where you are, invite them to come join you

The same thing a cat would do. Look at them both, give a slow blink, then stand up and walk away to go do my own thing.

Check mate kitty 🙀♟️🎭

Power move. You sit down in the hallway and make them come to you.

Refuse to participate in this no-win scenario.

Instead? Ignore them and eat a can of tuna.

Turn and walk away. Never negotiate with terrorists!

Walk into the kitchen, shake treat container.

Sit in the hallway and open a bag of treats

There is this thing called "pspsps" did you know that?

Lay on the ground and meow

I sit in the hallway and say 'pss pss pss pss" while making a scratching motion with my hand. The cat that comes over first becomes King.

Ooh, a double slit! Do like the ol' photon or electron interfering with itself, both slits at the same time.

pspspspsps

Go into either room, pick up the cat in it, then throw it in the other room and close the door.

Close both doors, but not enough to latch, then watch which cat caves first and opens the door

Say “ma-ah!” at them.

That’s apparently cat for “come here”.

If they are my cats, choose the dark one because the white doesn't want to play, he just wants food, and will literally do this if I try.

One is lying and one is not. How do you find out without getting scratched?

Make sure they can both see me and understand that I heard their cries. Turn my back and walk away.

Meet injustice with justice.

Ask Schrödinger to put you in a box, split yourself into 2 timelines, then you can satisfy both cats.

Turn around bc I forgot my water

I whip out my phone and throw the question to chat. Naturally

Pfft, easy. I always have a full roasted chicken hidden about my person. ALWAYS!

I take out a pack of car treats and now both cats are in the same room

Turn around and walk away, they will understand...

Shake the treat bag so they both come to me.

Get a bag of Dreamies.

Choose one cat and chase it around the house. Next time they're not so sure they want to be picked.

Shut both doors, then open a different one and say "Whose a lovely kitty then?".

Sit in the hall in view of both.

Put the ball back into their court. The little hellions...

With my current cats I have a clear favourite so I would go to her, and then the other one would run in the room and demand the attention because he is a needy little shit. I love him though, he just never lets her (or anyone) have a moment of peace.

Doublesplit Experiment. POV: You are in superposition.

It looks like you have two office/computer setups. Black chair person goes to pink chair and Pink chair person goes to black.

Observe reaction and report back.

Split myself down the middle and play with both cats

Came here for the comments, was not disappointed. Thanks al!