Omg try going to sapphic spaces. So much of the time the first few questions go far deeper than you'd even had time to ever think about before.
Don't get me wrong, I don't mind, it's just such a different experience to be at a bar and get random questions about what/when the last time you experienced joy or what you hope to achieve in life.
Nah I have some cool glow in the dark sperm shaped keychains that are merch for a fertility lab. Not a crime.
Reminding people you didn't pull out though is the crime.
Thank you, I've only ever heard it used in the respectful sense among Black (and sometimes Native American) people. I get language evolves sometimes but it sucks they turn positive things into negative things, and I'd argue that's very intentional.
Nobody will ever convince me that it applies to Olivia Benson. I'll die on this hill (probably death by cop).
I was already upset at the frozen sushi but you just had to go and make this microwave sushi comment. I think I'm done for the night.
Wasn't there a black mirror episode or something like this
Omg thank you for the explanation I was real worried there for a second
It remembers its original position?
I have you tagged from an older post and remember your mom saying some whack ass shit in another post you made. Headphones won't make you deaf unless you're absolutely blasting your music at full volume.
I hope you're feeling better soon and not letting her shit get you down. You got this.
Def not in the show. Doubt the person who made the meme has ever even seen the show tbh
I don't have time to find it right now but that GIF or video of the cat in the bee costume falling over gets me every time
Found it 
Im not sure about the ethics of this company, which is Australian based, but I've been using Textra for probably 10 years now. It does base off the base messenger app, so messages are still put through google but I'm not sure that any apps can avoid that.
Otherwise though it's clean and customizable. Pretty basic features like blocking, group messaging, reactions all work. The thing I like best is you can compose a message and reply directly from the notification bar. I think it's something like $3 to remove ads forever, I paid forever ago and haven't had any issues transferring through phones.