"Brilliant"

Is that really the Hooters logo? Holy shit.

There is this thing called "pspsps" did you know that?

That's amazing lol.

Hey, I came up with the peasant farmer idea myself, like 10 years ago.

My character was this: A 36 year old blond guy, he farms watermelons and sells them at the village square. He is married with two kids but has a very selfish and idiotic personality. Leaves his family behind to "make his own destiny". Always says pseudo-inspirational shit. He is a rogue but extremely clumsy and often has trouble with how he carries himself, he is the opposite of smooth.