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[-] _cryptagion@anarchist.nexus 190 points 1 month ago

I should be shocked that eight cops looked at a picture of a black kid holding a bag of doritos in his hand and agreed that it was a gun. why am I not shocked?

[-] MummifiedClient5000@feddit.dk 109 points 1 month ago

"The AI gave just us go-ahead, boys. Open fire!"

[-] sp3ctr4l@lemmy.dbzer0.com 53 points 1 month ago

That's unironically already been happening in Gaza for years now, and will now happen everywhere Palantir is used.

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[-] NuXCOM_90Percent@lemmy.zip 45 points 1 month ago

Its cops. They just saw a black kid and figured they could plant a dime bag or a toy train after the fact.

[-] Reverendender@sh.itjust.works 34 points 1 month ago

I’m not convinced they looked at anything. The AI sounded the alert and they peeled rubber.

[-] WhyIHateTheInternet@lemmy.world 25 points 1 month ago
[-] ch00f@lemmy.world 19 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Minority report had a specialist review the footage and present the case to ~~three~~ two witnesses who teleconferenced in and ~~approved the arrest~~ witnessed the investigation before sending in the troops.

So this is not that dystopian cautionary tale. It's worse.

Edit: re-watched the intro. The witnesses watched, but the police arrested the perp on their own accord. One of the witnesses is a judge though. So I guess it's a pretty well supervised process.

[-] WhyIHateTheInternet@lemmy.world 9 points 1 month ago

I was making a dumb joke. The ai reported a minority...

[-] Aceticon@lemmy.dbzer0.com 9 points 1 month ago

"Computer says" is enough confirmation for most people.

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[-] treadful@lemmy.zip 17 points 1 month ago

They probably just trusted the AI. Like everyone else is doing for some reason.

[-] almost1337@lemmy.zip 13 points 1 month ago

It was in his pocket, the pocket bulge was picked up as a probable gun.

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[-] Rentlar@lemmy.ca 81 points 1 month ago

Essentially this AI is a racist markov chain that can be simplified:

Skin colour = dark -> something in his hand = true -> result = A WEAPON A WEAPON!!!

It is doing good work replacing the police's job of racially profiling minorities. Very efficient.

[-] Manjushri@piefed.social 75 points 1 month ago

It wasn't even in his hand.

The crumpled Doritos bag in his pocket had been mistaken for a gun.

This was a good kid who crumbled up the bag and stuck it in his pocket instead of littering, and he gets traumatized by a bunch of cops for it. Hell, he could have lost his life if an acorn had fallen at the wrong moment.

[-] Rentlar@lemmy.ca 30 points 1 month ago

Ah okay.

In protest, everyone in that school should walk around with rulers, wrappers, bottles and other things sticking out of their pockets to trigger the system.

[-] Steve@startrek.website 28 points 1 month ago

For fucks sake in 2002 I and all the other FFA kids went to school with knives and/or multitools clipped to our belts.

[-] PalmTreeIsBestTree@lemmy.world 8 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

In the 80s, my Mom’s redneck ass school allowed all the dudes that hunted to keep their guns in their pickup truck gun racks. Which were very visible.

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[-] dan@upvote.au 69 points 1 month ago

Omnilert later admitted the incident was a “false positive” but claimed the system “functioned as intended,” saying its purpose is to “prioritize safety and awareness through rapid human verification.”

What?? How is it prioritizing safety if it did exactly the opposite and created an unsafe environment (a bunch of US cops with guns pointed at teens)?

[-] Archangel1313@lemmy.ca 49 points 1 month ago

Black kids aren't supposed to feel safe. Safety is for everyone else.

[-] barooboodoo@lemmy.zip 18 points 1 month ago

That was the quote I was about to paste, like what the actual fuck? Traumatizing innocent teens is functioning as intended eh? Wonder how many of our tax dollars is going towards this? Actually I probably don't want to know...

[-] azimir@lemmy.ml 67 points 1 month ago

In 2021, writer and game designer Alex Blechman inadvertently created a meme:

Sci-Fi Author: "In my book I invented the Torment Nexus as a cautionary tale."

Tech Company: "At long last, we have created the Torment Nexus from classic sci-fi novel Don't Create The Torment Nexus!"


AI is a big component of the new and improved Torment Nexus which is coming along nicely.

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[-] TommySoda@lemmy.world 49 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Don't worry guys, they're only putting these AI cameras in literally every city and doing it in shady ways without anyone knowing. And false flags like this happen very frequently.

https://youtu.be/mQxQpzNSNZU

[-] kbal@fedia.io 43 points 1 month ago

Look out! He's got a whole bag full of ninja throwing triangles!

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[-] NatakuNox@lemmy.world 38 points 1 month ago

Doritos, This much flavor should be illegal.

You're welcome lays, I'll take $200k for the idea.

[-] Blackmist@feddit.uk 35 points 1 month ago

AI detection system detects black person.

WONTFIX: Working as intended.

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[-] robocall@lemmy.world 34 points 1 month ago
[-] Onsotumenh@discuss.tchncs.de 11 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Now correctly identifies the dropped doritos bag.
Drop the weapon!

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[-] FishFace@piefed.social 34 points 1 month ago

Shows the importance of having a human in the loop.

And since the police vetted the image properly they shouldn't be afraid of publishing it, right?

[-] Apeman42@lemmy.world 33 points 1 month ago
[-] quick_snail@feddit.nl 33 points 1 month ago

SIR, WE CAUGHT HIM RED HANDED

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[-] regdog@lemmy.world 29 points 1 month ago

Omnilert later admitted the incident was a “false positive” but claimed the system “functioned as intended,”

A black person gets harassed by police without reason. System is functioning as intended, indeed.

[-] Hossenfeffer@feddit.uk 27 points 1 month ago

This could have been prevented if armed 'protection' drones had been installed at the school. The cops could have just stayed in the donut shop while the drones swarmed the student.

[-] Lucidlethargy@sh.itjust.works 23 points 1 month ago

It's crazy how LLM's and AI have arrived, and immediately started depriving us of dignity, autonomy, and financial independence... And nobody is doing shit about it.

The largest reason for this is that Donald Trump and the GOP are in power. They've actually been eroding what little safeguards had been erected.

We are all going to suffer while rich assholes destroy this world. All of us except the very, very top.

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[-] TheReturnOfPEB@reddthat.com 21 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Student afraid to return to school after AI sends police after him

that is quite a 21st century title

[-] explodicle@sh.itjust.works 21 points 1 month ago

If it was Skittles he'd be dead

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[-] ArmchairAce1944@discuss.online 21 points 1 month ago

This is even more embarrassing than when airport security mistook a medal of honor from a ww2 veteran (Joe Foss if I am not mistaken) as a ninja star-like weapon and held him up for a long ass time.

[-] BigMacHole@sopuli.xyz 19 points 1 month ago

This is a Risk we MUST Take to PROTECT our Second Amendment!

-Republicans who Support Trump's ELIMINATION of the Right To Protest, Right To Speech, Two Term Limit, . . .

[-] Formfiller@lemmy.world 10 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

They’re also openly looking to create gun registry’s and strip gun rights from certain populations like trans people

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[-] CannedYeet@lemmy.world 19 points 1 month ago
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[-] KelvarCherry 16 points 1 month ago

Omnilert later admitted the incident was a “false positive” but claimed the system “functioned as intended,”

“We understand how upsetting this was for the individual that was searched as well as the other students who witnessed the incident,” the principal wrote. “Our counselors will provide direct support to the students who were involved.”

Wonderful non-answer showing zero remorse. Good to know that the students at Kenwood High School in Baltimore should absolutely not go to school, unless they want to be another statistic of armed officers shooting kids. The school is outright declaring they'd do it again like The Punisher throwing a fit in court.

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[-] Atelopus-zeteki@fedia.io 15 points 1 month ago

I mean the ARE pretty spicy. /s Sez the guy who just started a batch of habanero hot sauce. smh

[-] Gerudo@lemmy.zip 13 points 1 month ago

I, and most everyone I know, would 100% be crumpling up chip bags into vague shapes of guns and making it a pain in the ass for them to keep checking.

[-] Scolding7300@lemmy.world 12 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Could've been killed :( (Since they had guns drawn out)

[-] slaneesh_is_right@lemmy.org 10 points 1 month ago

They are awefully brave when there is no active shooting

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[-] Frostbeard@lemmy.world 10 points 1 month ago

No one ever says "sorry" or apologise for stuff like this. Guess its an admitance of guilt or wrongdoing and means you are liable. This way they can fight the court system... Or rather not since the parents probably can't afford a civil claim.

Fuck this litigious age we live in.

[-] grimpy@lemmy.myserv.one 10 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

I once mistook a bag of Doritos for the president of the USA…no, wait…it was a bag of Cheetos…wait, no, actually it was one Cheeto, one GIGANTIC Cheeto (I think?!)

[-] Sterile_Technique@lemmy.world 8 points 1 month ago

Pretty sure that's just feces - don't let the color fool you.

[-] blimthepixie@lemmy.dbzer0.com 10 points 1 month ago

Have they said sorry once?

[-] MyOpinion@lemmy.today 9 points 1 month ago

The Doritos apocalypse has begun. I new this day would come.

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