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[-] _cryptagion@anarchist.nexus 190 points 1 month ago

I should be shocked that eight cops looked at a picture of a black kid holding a bag of doritos in his hand and agreed that it was a gun. why am I not shocked?

[-] MummifiedClient5000@feddit.dk 109 points 1 month ago

"The AI gave just us go-ahead, boys. Open fire!"

[-] sp3ctr4l@lemmy.dbzer0.com 53 points 1 month ago

That's unironically already been happening in Gaza for years now, and will now happen everywhere Palantir is used.

[-] Prathas@lemmy.zip 6 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

This is the premise of the video game Long Gone Days and the Netflix episode Black Mirror: Men Against Fire.

[-] sp3ctr4l@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 1 month ago

Gunshots By Computer, Saul Williams / NiN.

Welcome to Year Zero.

[-] MummifiedClient5000@feddit.dk 2 points 1 month ago

I hate every one of these replies.

[-] sp3ctr4l@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 1 month ago

Welcome to hyperreality, enjoy your stay!

Also, there is no way to leave.

[-] NuXCOM_90Percent@lemmy.zip 45 points 1 month ago

Its cops. They just saw a black kid and figured they could plant a dime bag or a toy train after the fact.

[-] Reverendender@sh.itjust.works 34 points 1 month ago

I’m not convinced they looked at anything. The AI sounded the alert and they peeled rubber.

[-] WhyIHateTheInternet@lemmy.world 25 points 1 month ago
[-] ch00f@lemmy.world 19 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Minority report had a specialist review the footage and present the case to ~~three~~ two witnesses who teleconferenced in and ~~approved the arrest~~ witnessed the investigation before sending in the troops.

So this is not that dystopian cautionary tale. It's worse.

Edit: re-watched the intro. The witnesses watched, but the police arrested the perp on their own accord. One of the witnesses is a judge though. So I guess it's a pretty well supervised process.

[-] WhyIHateTheInternet@lemmy.world 9 points 1 month ago

I was making a dumb joke. The ai reported a minority...

[-] Aceticon@lemmy.dbzer0.com 9 points 1 month ago

"Computer says" is enough confirmation for most people.

[-] OhStopYellingAtMe@lemmy.world 5 points 1 month ago
[-] Aceticon@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 1 month ago

Yeah, that's the sketch that always comes to my mind when it comes to people in positions of authority and computers.

[-] treadful@lemmy.zip 17 points 1 month ago

They probably just trusted the AI. Like everyone else is doing for some reason.

[-] almost1337@lemmy.zip 13 points 1 month ago

It was in his pocket, the pocket bulge was picked up as a probable gun.

[-] DragonTypeWyvern@midwest.social 7 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Notoriously gun shaped bags, Doritos, the shitty system definitely doesn't just flag anything.

[-] hardcoreufo@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago

I am shocked that (thankfully) they didn't shoot him.

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