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sleeping arulegments (lemmy.blahaj.zone)
submitted 1 week ago by erotador to c/onehundredninetysix

transcription: sleeping arrangements for the homosexual couple: 80% bottom side, 20% tops side.

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[-] Catoblepas@piefed.blahaj.zone 39 points 1 week ago

This is completely inaccurate. The bottom’s side needs at least 3 more pillows.

[-] bobs_monkey@lemmy.zip 13 points 1 week ago

Quite so. And that right side in the image is generous at best.

[-] ashestoashes 34 points 1 week ago

this is just gender stereotypes with extra steps, kinda cringe ngl

[-] thoughtfuldragon 30 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

Finally I am recognized as a top

[-] dharmacurious@slrpnk.net 6 points 1 week ago

Was gonna say, I had no idea I was a top. I'm 6'3, and [weight redacted], and I take up almost no room in the bed. Lol. I sleep in fetal position with a single pillow

[-] DontTreadOnBigfoot@lemmy.world 29 points 1 week ago

This 100% applies to hetero couples, too

[-] snoons@lemmy.ca 3 points 1 week ago

and cat owners

[-] whysteria 26 points 1 week ago

It’s for the body pillow and all the plushies too :3c

[-] moosetwin@lemmy.dbzer0.com 24 points 1 week ago

just have the top lay on the bottom smh do your job

[-] Jimbo@pawb.social 10 points 1 week ago

But then my delicate little bottom will be flattened

[-] LuckingFurker 9 points 1 week ago

I'm worth it though, right? 👉👈

[-] fnrir 3 points 1 week ago
[-] LuckingFurker 4 points 1 week ago
[-] fnrir 4 points 1 week ago

Okay. F-Fine. >////<

[-] Zier@fedia.io 6 points 1 week ago

And the problem is.....?

[-] MrChewy@lemmy.world 4 points 1 week ago

I think I've been single for too long, I don't get it, help pls

am bottom accurate

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