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[-] dontpanic 27 points 4 days ago

Green is my first thought, but blue would be acceptable.

[-] Stamets@lemmy.dbzer0.com 7 points 4 days ago

Blue is the only acceptable answer as far as my Trekkie ass is concerned. Green? Go back to Botany where you belong

[-] dontpanic 8 points 4 days ago

Botany is science

In my headcannon blue is math or physics

[-] Stamets@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 3 days ago

Your head cannon is wrong. You're wrong. You're all wrong! Degenerates! The lot of you!

[-] Carvex@lemmy.world 4 points 4 days ago

Green, because life uh uh finds a way

[-] hazl 4 points 4 days ago

That's crazy! I was gonna say "blue, but I guess green makes sense too", and honestly I only think less of green in this case because it appears to be smaller.

[-] danieljoeblack@lemmy.zip 15 points 4 days ago

General science? It's gonna be blue

But bio is green, physics is yellow, and Chem is blue

And of course math is red

[-] Uiop@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 3 days ago

I agree, though I do not know what should ever go into "science"

perhaps i would do Physics blue and yellow for information science (from transistors to coding to the web)

[-] bizarroland@lemmy.world 10 points 3 days ago

It depends on what kind of science you're doing.

Earth sciences would be green, whereas chemistry would be blue. It's entirely situational. High energy electricity? that's purple. Lasers? red.

It's entirely situational.

[-] Doublenut@lemmy.zip 2 points 3 days ago

Came to say this.

[-] Uiop@lemmy.dbzer0.com 7 points 3 days ago

Obviously, red is for automation science

Green for Logistic science

Black for Military Science

Light Blue for Chemical Science

Purple for Production Sciene

Piss for Utility Science

White for space science

Orange for Metallurgic Science

Starblack for your Mother

Dark Blue for Sports

[-] jadedwench@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 3 days ago

The factory must grow.

[-] Forester@pawb.social 9 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago)

Science is green, sometimes yellow but never blue. Blue is for history and social studies. Red is for math. Purple is language arts.

[-] Stamets@lemmy.dbzer0.com 9 points 4 days ago
[-] Forester@pawb.social 2 points 3 days ago

Perhaps you're just not able to grasp the pattern. Maybe you should pop some Tylenol.

[-] Stamets@lemmy.dbzer0.com 6 points 3 days ago

My Star Trek ass outright refuses to label science any color other than blue. I follow Uniform Regulations, dammit.

[-] pinball_wizard@lemmy.zip 1 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago)

It's a trap!

(But I approve whole-heartedly!)

[-] quediuspayu@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 3 days ago

Grey with cloudy thingies

[-] Pyr_Pressure@lemmy.ca 4 points 3 days ago

What kind of science?

[-] SayJess 7 points 4 days ago

Nonsense. Every subject is purple. Because.

[-] dohpaz42@lemmy.world 4 points 4 days ago

Because.

Because my parents couldn’t/wouldn’t afford multiple folders, so I had to make do with one.

[-] Aneb@lemmy.world 3 points 4 days ago

Mood I got hand me down folders from my sisters and note carda

[-] ABetterTomorrow@sh.itjust.works 5 points 3 days ago

Green but blue if tech?

[-] Wizard_Pope@lemmy.world 4 points 4 days ago

Uhhhhhhhhhh.... None of those.

Each subject had a separate notebook. Usually more than one because the first one ran out.

[-] ray@sh.itjust.works 3 points 4 days ago

When I was in school, I always used green for math, blue for French, purple for science, red for English, and orange for social studies. I don't know why I chose those colours, or why I still remember them after 20 years.

[-] edgemaster72@lemmy.world 1 points 3 days ago

Depends when your science course is. 1st period red, 2nd orange, 3rd yellow etc.

this post was submitted on 07 Oct 2025
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