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[-] Forester@pawb.social 9 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

Science is green, sometimes yellow but never blue. Blue is for history and social studies. Red is for math. Purple is language arts.

[-] Stamets@lemmy.dbzer0.com 9 points 3 weeks ago
[-] Forester@pawb.social 2 points 3 weeks ago

Perhaps you're just not able to grasp the pattern. Maybe you should pop some Tylenol.

[-] Stamets@lemmy.dbzer0.com 6 points 3 weeks ago

My Star Trek ass outright refuses to label science any color other than blue. I follow Uniform Regulations, dammit.

[-] pinball_wizard@lemmy.zip 1 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

It's a trap!

(But I approve whole-heartedly!)

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