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Blue. Of course. (lemmy.dbzer0.com)
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[-] dontpanic 27 points 3 days ago

Green is my first thought, but blue would be acceptable.

[-] Stamets@lemmy.dbzer0.com 7 points 3 days ago

Blue is the only acceptable answer as far as my Trekkie ass is concerned. Green? Go back to Botany where you belong

[-] dontpanic 8 points 3 days ago

Botany is science

In my headcannon blue is math or physics

[-] Stamets@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 3 days ago

Your head cannon is wrong. You're wrong. You're all wrong! Degenerates! The lot of you!

[-] Carvex@lemmy.world 4 points 3 days ago

Green, because life uh uh finds a way

[-] hazl 4 points 3 days ago

That's crazy! I was gonna say "blue, but I guess green makes sense too", and honestly I only think less of green in this case because it appears to be smaller.

this post was submitted on 07 Oct 2025
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