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Stick Insect (aussie.zone)
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  1. ABC News @ABC: Scientists have discovered a giant new species of stick insect in Australia, which is over 15 inches long and researchers say may be the heaviest insect in the country. [With a picture of a brown stick insect among some green leaves.]
  2. mary @theoceanblooms: can I ask a question: how does something like this go undiscovered until now
  3. soul nate @MNateShyamalan: Entomologist here 🙋‍♂️🤓🐜 Great question! It may seem surprising that the scientific community could miss an entire bug species after all this time, especially when it's THIS big. The answer might surprise you more 👀 Let's dive in 👇🧵 (1/?)
  4. soul nate @MNateShyamalan: he look like stick (2/2)
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[-] WhatAmLemmy@lemmy.world 105 points 3 weeks ago

How could an animal that has perfected evade our detection?

Truly the noodlest of noodle scratchers.

[-] treadful@lemmy.zip 14 points 3 weeks ago

But humans love to pick up sticks. How has nobody picked this guy up by accident?

[-] ButteryMonkey@piefed.social 19 points 3 weeks ago

They probably have.

But if you came across a random bug, especially a big one like that, wouldn’t you assume other people already knew about it? I would.

I mean sure you might take a pic and send it to a few people, but they would probably also assume it’s known.

[-] Rcklsabndn@sh.itjust.works 6 points 3 weeks ago

: gathering kindling:

: grab a good looking stick:

: it suddenly thrashes about and bites you:

: drop it whilst shitting pants:

: tell no one:

[-] luciferofastora@feddit.org 3 points 3 weeks ago

I wish there was some kind of "Unitendified species discovered! +5 achievement points" thing in real life. As it is, unless the correct people pick it up, odds are nobody would know or care if it's a known species.

Do you take the time to carefully identify and classify every bug you come across? I don't have the skills for it, nor frankly the enthusiasm to spend time acquiring and applying them, and I'm confident that applies to most people.

[-] Swedneck@discuss.tchncs.de 2 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago)

this is why we have inaturalist, whenever you see a weird animals or plant or whatever, just snap a pic and upload it to inaturalist and let others figure it out.

Worst case you've just documented that the Common Shitass is now invasive to your area, best case your 5 seconds of effort is the only thing that let humanity realize we missed a whole lineage of unique beetle species.

[-] Grostleton@lemmy.dbzer0.com 103 points 3 weeks ago

[-] foofiepie@lemmy.world 10 points 3 weeks ago

Why do they wiggle tho

[-] Swedneck@discuss.tchncs.de 1 points 6 days ago

what are you gonna be more likely to poke, an insect that's still or an insect making weird-ass movements?

[-] 0ops@piefed.zip 13 points 3 weeks ago

It's like he's trying to juke me out. I bet he breaks ankles

[-] azi@mander.xyz 9 points 3 weeks ago

because sticks wiggle in the wind. it's all part of their masterful ploy

[-] _AutumnMoon_ 7 points 3 weeks ago

maybe its windy?

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[-] Liz@midwest.social 64 points 3 weeks ago

The answer is that we don't fund science at the rate that we should, especially not bug science. Want discoveries? Gotta pay someone to actually do the work.

[-] jol@discuss.tchncs.de 23 points 3 weeks ago

Looking for weird sticks doesn't make anyone rich though. Think of the economy for once.

[-] mr_satan@lemmy.zip 12 points 3 weeks ago

Won't anyone think of the shareholder value!

[-] xx3rawr@sh.itjust.works 7 points 3 weeks ago

Think of the stockholders!

[-] cows_are_underrated@feddit.org 3 points 3 weeks ago

And what's with the stickholders?

[-] Sidhean@piefed.social 2 points 3 weeks ago

They're entomologists!

[-] prole 14 points 3 weeks ago

Sorry, the best we can do is fascism, open corruption, and rampant anti-intellectualism.

[-] Psythik@lemmy.world 13 points 3 weeks ago

You mean that scientists don't just hang out outside during their free time and go looking for new species? That's not how it works?

[-] Swedneck@discuss.tchncs.de 1 points 6 days ago

i mean there are absolutely a bunch of people who'd love to do this, if someone made sure they have food and clothes and stuff.

[-] Eq0@literature.cafe 4 points 3 weeks ago

That’s definitely how the government would like us to work. But we would like piles on cash in the form of a living wage, thanks

[-] svcg 59 points 3 weeks ago

He long

He not that thicc

And most importantly

He look like sticc

[-] Rcklsabndn@sh.itjust.works 5 points 3 weeks ago

With your permission I'm going to cook up some beats and use this verse as a hook.

[-] svcg 6 points 3 weeks ago

Go for it.

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[-] ech@lemmy.ca 38 points 3 weeks ago

People put far too much faith the idea that we as a society know most, or even all there is to know. Humanity has advanced far and increasingly faster in recent years, but we still know basically nothing in terms of the grand scale of things to discover and know.

Even now, our methods of discovering things like new species are far less advanced than people like this probably imagine - it basically boils down to time, persistence, and luck.

[-] spankinspinach@sh.itjust.works 14 points 3 weeks ago

That, and every grad student and upwards worst nightmare: funding

[-] luciferofastora@feddit.org 2 points 3 weeks ago

We don't even know how much there is to know or if such a limit can exist at all

[-] Dragonstaff@leminal.space 32 points 3 weeks ago

Bug if true

[-] moakley@lemmy.world 29 points 3 weeks ago

Last time this meme came up I had the perfectly worded Disco Elysium quote ready, but I've forgotten it. So just pretend I said it right now.

[-] spankinspinach@sh.itjust.works 20 points 3 weeks ago

Wow. That was perfect. I'm a better man for the timing of that quote

[-] sad_detective_man@sopuli.xyz 2 points 3 weeks ago

I almost became a better man for it but then I found drugs

[-] Klear@quokk.au 13 points 3 weeks ago

I keep hearing about the game but your quote finally convinced me to find the time and play through it myself.

[-] moakley@lemmy.world 4 points 3 weeks ago

You won't regret it! The game really is a singular experience.

[-] f314@lemmy.world 10 points 3 weeks ago

I am a relatively median lifeform, while you are extreme, all-engulfing madness. A volatile simian nervous system, ominously new to the planet.

[-] InvalidName2@lemmy.zip 28 points 3 weeks ago

how does something like this go undiscovered until now

I don't know the specifics of this particular insect's origin story, but for a surprising number of insects & arthropods, the answer can be summarized as "nobody bothered to look closely enough".

Sometimes that's a literal fact -- the critter is so well disguised, lives in a remote or hard to reach location, or is so uncommon that nobody's ever noticed it before. But with surprising frequency, it's a case where previously undiscovered species have been right under our noses (or feet or rocks in our suburban yards) this whole time and we simply did not realize it. It's not that we don't notice them, just that nobody's ever taken the time to really study them enough to spot the differences from one closely related species to the next so we simply assumed they're all the same.

For example, there are species of beetles that about the only reliable way to tell them apart is to count the hairs on their butt when they are larvae. As adults, they are nearly indistinguishable. Now imagine that nobody ever took the time to study larval butt hair.I guess what I'm saying is, we need more funding for bug butt hair and general bug butt hair awareness, because it's a thing.

[-] zerofk@lemmy.zip 7 points 3 weeks ago

Without going into what “species” means exactly - because I know that’s complicated - can you explain why those beetles are different species despite being nearly identical as adults? Is it just that they cannot interbreed?

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[-] DrDystopia@lemy.lol 13 points 3 weeks ago

That's no excuse, if we all grab a random stick to check if it's an undiscovered species of stick insects...

How's that concealment trick of yours working now Mr. Dickinsect? On the random luck scale we are equals!

[-] SethTaylor@lemmy.world 10 points 3 weeks ago

15 inches?! That's a BRANCH insect

[-] Wilco@lemmy.zip 8 points 3 weeks ago

We pay millions out to researchers just to look at sticks, leaves, and rocks to determine if they are bugs or not. Wait, that's wrong ...

[-] binarytobis@lemmy.world 8 points 3 weeks ago

I’d be terrible at discovering new species because I would assume anything I found was already discovered and exhaust myself looking for it in databases.

[-] Zagorath@aussie.zone 4 points 3 weeks ago

That's probably a big part of why this took so long to be described by science.

[-] merdaverse@lemmy.zip 7 points 3 weeks ago

Is that... the Insulindian Phasmid?

[-] krooklochurm@lemmy.ca 5 points 3 weeks ago

The math checks out.

[-] Juice@midwest.social 4 points 3 weeks ago

Something Beautiful is Going To Happen

[-] notsure@fedia.io 3 points 3 weeks ago

...listen...

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[-] Bonus@mander.xyz 3 points 3 weeks ago

I miss that guy, must be on threads

[-] S_H_K@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 3 weeks ago

New TV game Insect Cake or the real deal?

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