I've always hated GitHub glad to see it finally is going to crumble

I love that it has a gender slider

good to know I will never be at risk of going to heaven because I'm short

see? see what?

the greatest Onion writer could never come up with a headline like this

I never thought I would see anyone else say it, finally!

some people do their best work when drunk

"You don't need to invent an invisible shadow government to be mad at. You can just be mad at the actual government."

Counter-counterpoint: It "feeling better" is a subjective opinion. To me, it just sucks, and then it's done, and then it sucks to get back into the bed when you're ready to sleep.

I was thinking the city should put forward a plan that specifically cuts off the homeowners homes from any roads, but I like this better

"Sexual trist at the Library" Damn what libraries are you going to?

Not knowing how to read isn't the flex you think it is