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[-] Daft_ish@lemmy.dbzer0.com 6 points 50 minutes ago

If you really like running why would you ever stop running?

[-] Thteven@lemmy.world 13 points 3 hours ago

What kind of psychopath enjoys working?

[-] Zwrt@lemmy.sdf.org 9 points 1 hour ago

For own personal growth or the general benefit of my local society absolutely.

Don’t even need a salary as long as the means to live happy are otherwise provided.

For the profit of a corporation? No, yuck!

[-] fading_person@lemmy.zip 1 points 14 minutes ago* (last edited 12 minutes ago)

I've seen lots and lots of discussions on whether people like or not working, and it always sums up to people giving different meanings to the word "work". When it comes to do things as a hobby, for a cause, or for fulfilling any objective we have, most people will say that they enjoy it, but when it comes to serving someone else on a schedule, just to afford to stay alive, I've never seen anyone say that they enjoy it.

Edit: some combination of words from my comment and the general theme made me somehow think about the music stayin' alive, and I can't get it out of my head anymore!

[-] hakkinen@lemmy.org 2 points 1 hour ago

i kind of love my job, and kind of love working. it can be fun

[-] Crashumbc@lemmy.world 4 points 49 minutes ago

Enjoy it! I was lucky to have 10+ years at a job I loved. Great coworkers, awesome boss, reasonable expectations.

Then the VP left. Within two years everything went to complete shit (except the coworkers although they either left or retreated into being bots at work)

Nothing last :/

[-] hakkinen@lemmy.org 2 points 46 minutes ago

you sure are right, a big part of why i enjoy it is a very good boss and coworkers

[-] Daft_ish@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 49 minutes ago* (last edited 49 minutes ago)

If I have to work Im going to find something that stimulates me in a way I find interesting. Or you could just say I like it.

[-] lightnsfw@reddthat.com 15 points 4 hours ago

If you really enjoy your job, why would you ever want time away from it?

Good point, maybe you should think about that a little harder bro.

[-] mavu@discuss.tchncs.de 25 points 7 hours ago

I have such a hard time imagining this is actually a real person writing a real post.

[-] anas@lemmy.world 7 points 4 hours ago

It’s way easier if you assume that any LinkedIn post you see is satire.

[-] pressanykeynow@lemmy.world 22 points 8 hours ago

USA needs some worker rights laws(apart from free healthcare, free education and others), in normal countries you'll be in trouble if you somehow didn't take your 28 days(more in some) of vacation, or were spotted at work in those days.

[-] the_crotch@sh.itjust.works 4 points 7 hours ago

I don't like that either. People shouldn't be penalized for not taking vacation. That's just a different form of taking away their choice.

[-] teegus@sh.itjust.works 8 points 3 hours ago* (last edited 3 hours ago)

This is not a good take. It opens for an implicit expectation from your employer that you should not use your vacation. If you get passed over for promotion because you took out vacation it is not really a choice, is it?

[-] the_crotch@sh.itjust.works 2 points 2 hours ago
[-] Tinidril@midwest.social 3 points 48 minutes ago

You sound like someone with no workforce experience whatsoever.

[-] the_crotch@sh.itjust.works 2 points 30 minutes ago

You sound like a manager, looking to control how people handle their vacation time. "Workers get punished for taking vacation" and "workers get punished for not taking vacation" are two sides of the same coin. Personally I'm in favor of "workers can do whatever they want with their PTO without fear of repurcussion".

[-] Tinidril@midwest.social 1 points 3 minutes ago

It's not about punishment. If time off is optional than it's a near guarantee that workers will be punished in some way for taking it. At a minimum bosses should have to pay out for unused time off, even though that that will certainly lead to some bosses penalizing those workers.

[-] __Lost__@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 3 hours ago

That's stupid. Are you mad that they don't let you work when the office is closed too?

[-] the_crotch@sh.itjust.works 2 points 2 hours ago

I take every minute of PTO time allocated to me. I am not so arrogant that I believe others should be punished for making different choices, though.

[-] pressanykeynow@lemmy.world 2 points 3 hours ago* (last edited 3 hours ago)

Well you could work on vacation but it's usually paid 2-4 times per hour. So it depends on your employer willing to pay that much.

[-] the_crotch@sh.itjust.works 2 points 2 hours ago

I have no desire to work on vacation. I have no desire to work at all, I only do it because i.enjoy having food and a place to live. But I don't believe in punishing people for victimless crimes. They're not hurting anyone but themselves by letting their PTO expire, leave them alone.

[-] pressanykeynow@lemmy.world 4 points 1 hour ago

They don't punish workers, they fine employers for not following laws.

[-] the_crotch@sh.itjust.works 1 points 54 minutes ago

Oh ok. That's fine then.

[-] AlteredEgo@lemmy.ml 17 points 8 hours ago

He's not wrong, IF companies were worker controlled by law. Like a cooperative. Workers would enjoy their work more and would want to work more if they had agency. We are supposed to be a democracy, so why don't get workers the right to vote on who their managers are, what to do with the profits (after paying back loans) and how many working hours there should be?

Imagine if you'd mandate that even shitshows like fox news were suddenly worker controlled instead of by incorporated demons of greed. Workers generally want to create a good product and make customers happy, and in the case of news agencies they'd want to inform their readers well.

[-] socsa@piefed.social 1 points 3 minutes ago

Meh, there's no world where people are going to actually enjoy doing tedious, repetitive tasks even if they fully own their surplus labor. This was always my beef with the antiwork subreddit. "Socialism is when nobody digs ditches."

There will always be shitty jobs until we fully automate society. The guy doing hard labor in the hot sun is always going to resent the guy working in AC even if they both own their surplus labor. This is why socialism is still just harm reduction on the path to achieving a post scarcity, post labor society.

[-] ICastFist@programming.dev 14 points 8 hours ago

I could tell it was satire because of his title, "probably the weirdest CEO of a recruit", but it's one of those cases where you just know a significant amount of bosses looks at that and sincerely agree

[-] caboose2006@lemmy.world 22 points 13 hours ago

After being America pilled I moved to China and had a British roommate. My mind was blown when he told me his mom took paid vacation days to tidy the house. I would NEVER dream of using the 14 days of vacation I had in the USA to clean the fucking house. Just IMAGINE having so much time off that you'd even consider using some to clean the house. It seemed awesome to me.

[-] NotJohnSmith@feddit.uk 14 points 12 hours ago

As a Brit that's crazy, that's what WFH is for ;)

[-] Knoxvomica@lemmy.ca 44 points 18 hours ago

"I offered my employees a salary, they then expected the full salary paid out. Miserable, ungrateful wretches."

[-] KyuubiNoKitsune 45 points 21 hours ago

"I'm an insufferable rich cunt who doesn't do much at work, I have enough money to pay other people to do everything for me in the rest of my life, so I spend my free time persuing any hobby or interest I want, I'm also very empty inside so spend most of my time working."

[-] prole 140 points 1 day ago

I can no longer tell which ones are real and which are satire.

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[-] MehBlah@lemmy.world 40 points 22 hours ago

Sounds like a real stupid guy.

[-] bitjunkie@lemmy.world 33 points 22 hours ago

I mean, he already said he was a CEO…

[-] MehBlah@lemmy.world 3 points 3 hours ago

True, true.

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[-] Routhinator@startrek.website 17 points 20 hours ago

I love my field, I hate the majority of jobs in my field because while tech can do many cool and wonderful things and could be solving many more issue, most companies are busy doing what one percenters want and pushing for the least effort solutions and everything is always a cram. No breathing space, no time to enjoy the product and reflect on what to do next. Just cram, enshittify, add tracking, automate away your peers, do more with less people so we can fire more people.

I'm so sick of the efficiency rat race that capitalist investors demand.

[-] squaresinger@lemmy.world 4 points 8 hours ago

The really weird thing at that is that the efficiency that is demanded from the lower levels is squandered by the higher ones.

I'm working for a large corporation, and while I'm doing my job quite well (at least I think am), my work is useless. On the one hand, management constantly pivots. Today feature X is super important. Let's invest multiple millions and crunch time to get this done as fast as possible. It's almost done now, so now it turns out it's really not important any more. Shelve it for a few months or years and do something else instead that's super important until we don't care about it any more.

But not only is the work useless because "agile means upper management can change their mind twice daily", but the thing I'm working on is a marketing app that nobody wants anyway. People just use it because they get some small discounts, but really nobody has an actual benefit of the app itself.

You could probably close down the whole marketing department of the corporation and nobody would notice an actual difference.

The same holds true for most corporate jobs. It's so much politics and so much thinking firmly inside my own little drawer that there's really no point to all of that.

And with all of that waste happening, it's really ridiculous that anyone in upper management even dares to utter the term "efficiency", let alone pressures employees into anything for the purpose of efficiency.

[-] PrivateNoob@sopuli.xyz 287 points 1 day ago

I hate that we are in a timeline that I can't be absolutely sure that this is satire anymore.

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Even though I live what I do, getting paid is literally the only reason I go to work. If they did not pay me, I would not go.

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[-] billwashere@lemmy.world 21 points 23 hours ago

I love my job. I really do. I also love other things more. It’s not rocket surgery.

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