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[-] PrivateNoob@sopuli.xyz 290 points 1 day ago

I hate that we are in a timeline that I can't be absolutely sure that this is satire anymore.

[-] hakeahnig@lemmy.world 74 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

It absolutely is. This was his next post

[-] PrivateNoob@sopuli.xyz 5 points 1 day ago

Humanity is not yet lost 🙏

[-] Reverendender@sh.itjust.works 29 points 1 day ago

I’m reasonably sure it’s not?

[-] PerogiBoi@lemmy.ca 30 points 1 day ago

I had a manager that said these things. These people are ghouls.

[-] frezik 21 points 1 day ago

A show of vision only a Super CEO can have

That almost brings it over the line, but no, I think it's serious. Only a heroic CEO could have the vision to give people time off. It's nothing like what unions have been clamoring to do for over a century.

It definitely brings it over the line, and it's absolutely satire.

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