Rookie. My box has been growing since the '90s
Never know when you're going to need an RJ11 POTS connector!
Rookie. My box has been growing since the '90s
Never know when you're going to need an RJ11 POTS connector!
I just picked up someone else's box from the roadside trash to add to my collection.
Great idea. Now you have to sneak it into the house without the wife knowing
"Whatcha got there?"
"Nothing, just some cables."
"More cables? Don't we have enough? Where did those come from?"
"Nowhere, just found'em"
"Found'em where?"
"Just around"
"Around where?"
"By...some trash."
"Are you trash picking tech again? I told you, we have enough junk, we don't need to collect other people's junk, too!"
looks at token ring hardware
You never know.
I think I actually finally threw out the token ring hub.
But I kept all the BNC cables and terminators.
What if i need that coax cable 10 years from now, what am I going to do, buy another one?
You can buy them? Is that where they come from??? I have so many from cable boxes and modems over the years
@Noite_Etion
I just found myself needing one a couple days ago, but I had just given them to a nephew in preparation for a move overseas.
@ZeroCool
I threw away an RCA cable a while ago. Yesterday I needed it and had to buy a new one 😞. Never again.
My wife jokes about this a lot but there's been at least 5 times over the past few years where I just happened to have the exact cable required in the box.
I do go through it every so often. I'm not hoarding VGA and DVI cables
Yeah I keep a few gens back. But sensible. It fits one drawer :p
Listen, some day I will need to hook up a dot matrix printer.
To print data off my Zip drive.
Laugh all you want, but the week after I recycled the mini USB cable I had never used we were gifted a baby monitor that, of fucking course, needed a mini USB.
i keep them in labeled containers: data cables, audio cables, power cables and extension cords
fancy
I still keep them all in one giant box, but they're all sorted and velcroed together
Amateur. You're supposed to just throw them all in a giant tangled mess. I'm gonna laugh when you need one and you don't even have to spend an hour figuring out what's what.
Just like the box of screws my great grand father passed down to my grand father, then to my father and finally to me. This multigenerational collection of screws from goodness knows where will keep growing until I bestow it on the heir to my estate.
Just one box?
since 2002
Amateur.
Do not lose hope brethren, and stay the course! I had critical need of a random audio cable I’d had for over 10 years just a few months ago. It is worth it! Your times will come! Keep the faith!
I just threw out my mum's CRT TV last week (unfortunately was beyond repair, RIP). I decided to keep the SCART cable just in case I might need it some day...
I think it's fair that this is posted annually, but I don't like that it is.
Only 2002? Amateur
Right? I still have a charger cable for a 1987 Black and Decker Dust Buster. The dust buster has been missing for two decades.
I used to have a collection of cardboard boxes for this stuff, but I organized everything into ziplock bags and then a set of transparent storage drawers, way nicer setup, can actually find things if I need them again.
Only cables?
Don't you have Sound Blaster for ISA bus in that box, for when... you know... just in case?
Or a Pioneer U03-S SCSI DVD-ROM drive for when you need something that plays all region codes?
Or a Pentium 60 for when you want to see that bug again?
Some things are just gone when they're gone. And no, the PS/2-USB adapter isn't up for grabs!
2002? Pfft, amateur (and I moved mine across an ocean!)
Hey he’s me! Ten of the same power bricks. A bundle of Ethernet cable that I keep for just in case. 5 power cables. Six hdmi cables. A box of computer case fans even though I’ll never need them. Like 50 micro usb cables.
I feel seen.
Emotional support cables
I've got a shitty 3ft cube Ottoman in my living room full of cables I'll never need again...
I'm talking about VGA, DVI, DVI/HDMI, VGA/DVI, coax, Component, composite, mini USB, micro USB, USB extention, 3.5m audio, 3.5 audio extention, digital optical, mini HDMI, HDMI and Ethernet.
Last week my wife was redoing her desk and asked for a long micro USB for her calculator and extension cables for USB speakers.
That box became a chest from a Zelda game when I dug in and pulled out the exact three cables she needed. 10ft micro USB, 6ft USB extension and 6ft 3.5 audio extension.
A few years ago, I organized mine into bins by rough category. (AV, USB, Dongles, AC power, DC adapters) I pull and use something probably at least once a month.
No joke. I did keep the cables and some became useful again!
I'm in this post and I don't like it.
By reading this comment you are now cursed:
One week after you choose to dispose of any of those cables, you will need one of them.
Joke's on you, I already had that curse. Now, I have tons of boxes of cables, all clearly labeled.
How is this satire?
I still have my old AT power supply and IDE cables and one day again, it'll be my time to shine!
I'm in this article and feel personally attacked!
Over my cold dead body
2002? Those are rookie numbers.
I felt so called out by this that I just threw away a box of cables. Thank you for giving me the push I needed to wait hold on I think I still need those USB-A cables for that old printer I've got in storage so I should dig those out of the trash real quick
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