@Noite_Etion
I just found myself needing one a couple days ago, but I had just given them to a nephew in preparation for a move overseas.
@ZeroCool

@HowAbt2morrow
The Onion is a past master, and is second only to South Park, at critical predictive journalism

@tonytins

@seahorse
See, I can't tell if this is a joke or real... Given Bezos' recent actions it really could be legit.