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[-] SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world 10 points 2 weeks ago

Only 2002? Amateur

[-] Rcklsabndn@sh.itjust.works 5 points 2 weeks ago

Right? I still have a charger cable for a 1987 Black and Decker Dust Buster. The dust buster has been missing for two decades.

[-] SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world 3 points 2 weeks ago

And one day you'll discover you need a power converter for that exact voltage and amperage.

[-] Rcklsabndn@sh.itjust.works 2 points 2 weeks ago

I've met my people.

[-] Lorindol@sopuli.xyz 2 points 2 weeks ago

This is the way.

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